Greatest Seinfeld Quotes

#1. We've got to alter our fossil fuel dependence and go to other energy sources.

Sylvia Earle

#2. He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.

Lewis Black

#3. The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Jerry Seinfeld

#4. And I feel her against me -
And I think Viola -
I think VIOLA! -
I think VIOLA!!!!

Patrick Ness

#5. If your blade were as sharp as your tongue, you'd have sliced me through years ago.

Erica Goros

#6. In our community, we have a duty to strengthen the weakest among us to build a better society.

Bill Courtney

#7. Amsterdam: Where the pendulum swings from God to a guilder.

Jessie Burton

#8. Better lose me than lose a state.

Susan B. Anthony

#9. Fate is never unfair to anyone. We are all free to love or hate what we do.

Paulo Coelho

#10. In a world riven by inequity, medicine could be viewed as social justice work.

Paul Farmer

#11. Sin of any kind grieves the Holy Spirit, but that form of it which finds expression in bitterness towards another child of God causes Him special pain.

Patrick Fung

#12. I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.

Jerry Seinfeld

#13. The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

Jerry Seinfeld

#14. The gods are here, if they are anywhere at all in the world.

Jeff VanderMeer

#15. If love is a terrible disease, please give me seven doses.

Santosh Kalwar

#16. There was one point on which they were agreed: there was no way you could play classical music on a white piano.

Pascal Garnier

#17. I sit and reach for the computer.
I look at its battery.
I envy how often it dies.

Spencer Madsen

#18. Animal Rights is now the greatest Social Justice issue since the abolition of slavery.

Philip Wollen

#19. There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

Jerry Seinfeld