Seinfeld Tom's Restaurant Quotes

#1. It is atheism and blasphemy to dispute what God can do: good Christians content themselves with His will revealed in His Word.

King James I

#2. Cheer up, my dear," said Rose, leaning affectionately on her husband's arm; "it is altogether addition and not subtraction; you have not lost a daughter but gained a son.

Martha Finley

#3. The Crosby family is sort of legendary for all of its traumas and familial problems, even though it has this appearance of being this perfect world. It had quite a dark side to it.

Denise Crosby

#4. Words are much better at relating emotions and thoughts.

Yann Martel

#5. If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

Dave Mustaine

#6. Give me five players like Robinson and a pitcher and I'll beat any nine-man team in baseball.

Chuck Dressen

#7. My fellow Americans, good evening. My name is Becca Goldman and I weep with all of you.
I texted one word to Megan, 'Gag'
She wrote back: 'My name is Becca Goldman, and I sleep with all of you

Jeri Smith-Ready

#8. Twilight is like death; the dark portal of night comes upon us, to open again in the glorious morning of immortality.

James Ellis

#9. Gratitude should be felt and experienced sincerely, expressed generously and received graciously.

Michael Josephson