Got Laid Quotes

#1. I've always worked a bit like a cook in a big restaurant, where you've got lots and lots of things laid out and you go and look into one cauldron and you look into the other and you see what's coming to the boil. - Author: Peter Brook

#2. Also I've got a dozen pencils, all sharpened and laid out in a row. They're brand-new. I just bought them at the stationery store - especially for writing to you (not that I'm trying to make you feel grateful or anything: just-sharpened, brand-new pencils are really nice, don't you think?). - Author: Haruki Murakami

#3. For me, when I got married and when I had my daughter, those are two things that - when it does feel like work - makes me feel like I'm working for my family. I look around and just feel so blessed, because the opportunities that have been laid at my feet are second-to-none. - Author: Cody Johnson

#4. When I got laid off, I would write my friends these 15-page-long emails. This was before people had personal emails, and my friends would tell me that I was going to get them fired if I kept sending them stuff, so I started a website. - Author: Jen Lancaster

#5. Lane and Zack got hitched. So while it might not be very punk rock to be too young to drink legally at your own wedding, it's certainly handy to have the thumbs up from God to get laid. - Author: Jennifer Crusie

#6. ELVIS PRESLEY was bigger than life. His success was documented and laid out for him. He came to the first show I had in Memphis, and it was very nice. He sort of treated me like an equal, because we were both fresh in the business. We got to be great friends and kindred souls. - Author: Roy Orbison

#7. They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property. - Author: Mark Twain

#8. I only got into comedy to get laid - Author: Jack Whitehall

#9. I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid. - Author: Billie Joe Armstrong

#10. When I was working at the Sprint store, I got laid off. I was bummed out, but I stayed positive. I used the money I had earned while working there to make my first album. Without that job, maybe 'Corazon Sin Cara' would never had been made. It's a very inspirational story. - Author: Prince Royce

#11. Frank meditates?"
She grinned. "How'd you think he got that laid-back? We've got the only Zen security guard in London. Only he's really a butterfly dreaming he's a security guard. - Author: Mike Carey

#12. There are some women and a lot of dudes who are into my look, but I need to convey that I'm funny ahead of time. That's how I got laid. Every girl I've ever been with is because I was funny, not because they were into a 300-pound bearded, pale dudes. - Author: Jon Gabrus

#13. When my tantrum, which is what I call my TV set, flashes boobs and smiles in my face, and says everybody but me is going to get laid tonight, and this is a national emergency, so I've got to rush out and buy a car or pills, or a folding gymnasium I can hide under my bed, I laugh like a hyena. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#14. Elrond," Bruce said. "The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring."
"Jesus," Annie said. "None of you got laid in high school, did you? - Author: Andy Weir

#15. That was the big cure-all with these people, wasn't it? Girl got you down? Get laid. No money? Get laid. Armageddon ensuing? Get laid a lot. - Author: Cherrie Lynn

#16. Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid. - Author: Jimmy Buffett

#17. I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more inside me pushing to get out. - Author: Louis L'Amour

#18. She looks like a woman who just got laid ... and had about three orgasms. - Author: Stephen King

#19. I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! - Author: Jerry Reed

#20. Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? - Author: Greg Giraldo

#21. A kiss? A fucking kiss got me tortured to within the last inch of sanity? Maybe you could have laid out the rules for messing around with you? You know, before I did that? (Arik to Limos) - Author: Larissa Ione

#22. Last night me and Kate we laid in bed talking about getting out, Packing up our bags, maybe heading south. I'm thirty-five, we got a boy of our own now. Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said, Son, take a good look around, This is your hometown. - Author: Bruce Springsteen

#23. Done laid around, done stayed around
This old town too long
And it seems like I've got to travel on - Author: Bob Dylan

#24. Day, in a gazebo by a river in the middle of fucking nowhere in the Colorado Mountains, the man known throughout the dark, harsh, fetid, hostile underbelly of this great United States as Ghost got married to one of the most beautiful women Nick had ever laid eyes on. She - Author: Kristen Ashley

#25. I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls. - Author: Tommy Chong

#26. All of my life, when things got too difficult, I folded up the tent and went to bed. I couldn't stand a challenge ... I was terrified of confrontation. I was very laid-back, and just wouldn't get involved or fight back. - Author: Phoebe Snow

#27. A lot of other bands have tried to go out there and say we've got views on this and views on that. But some of it I've found opportunist. Duran Duran has always been honest about everything. We've always laid everything out. - Author: Nick Rhodes

#28. Of course, back then I was crimping my hair and wearing enormous shoulder pads that made me look like I played for the Minnesota Vikings. It's amazing anybody got laid in 1985, given what passed for fashion!" "I'll - Author: Alexa Land

#29. I'll be damned, you got laid. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

#30. They call it the rope-a-dope. Well, I'm the dope. Ali just laid on the rope and I, like a dope, kept punching until I got tired. But he was probably the most smart fighter I've ever gotten into the ring with. - Author: George Foreman

#31. You mean on YouTube?" "No, I mean I was watching the game when you got laid out. Hardest hit I've ever seen. I don't know how you survived it, Amos, I really don't." "Why'd - Author: David Baldacci

#32. People are mostly very nice, and I always say hello. I'm laid back, so I don't mind. I think if people watch the show and want to say hi, you've got to be nice. - Author: Nikki Sanderson

#33. After we flew across the country we
got in bed, laid our bodies
delicately together, like a map, laid
face to face, East to West, my
San Francisco against your New York - Author: Sharon Olds

#34. Many of my ex-girlfriends were habitual half-asian daters. These women considered half-asian men 'exotic,' 'sexy,' and 'just-like-Keanu Reeves-in-the-Matrix. I consider these stereotypes appropriate because I got laid. - Author: Kip Fulbeck

#35. No, white women like to keep their hands clean. They got a shiny little set a tools they use, sharp as witches' fingernails, tidy and laid out neat, like the picks on a dentist tray. They gonna take they time with em. - Author: Kathryn Stockett

#36. The only result my father got for his money was the certainty that his son had laid faultlessly the foundation of a system of heavy drinking and could be always relied upon to make a break of at least twenty-five even with a bad cue. - Author: Flann O'Brien

#37. You came to a party, got drunk and got laid. Same as me. The minute you gave me more of you, I took it, wanted even more and I didn't keep that a secret, babe, and you fuckin' know it. - Author: Kristen Ashley

#38. Can you imagine how many people got laid in here? Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi. - Author: J.C. Joranco

#39. The pattern's laid out on the bed
With dozens of colors of thread
But you've got the needle
I guess that's the point in the end - Author: Amanda Palmer

#40. And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat - Author: Skee-Lo