Top 100 Good News Bad News Quotes

#1. The bad news is that time is finite, but good news is that it's enough for a life.

Debasish Mridha

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#2. Quentin Tarantino assistant called me and said: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you got the part, the bad news is you have to do it." I was like: "Oh Jesus, when am I supposed to do this?" I was prepping Hostel.

Eli Roth

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#3. Bad news doesn't hurt as much, if you hear it in good company. It's like, if somebody pushes you out of a 5th floor window and you bounce off an awning, a car roof, and a pile of plastic garbage bags before you smash onto the pavement, you've got a pretty good chance of surviving.

Patricia Gaffney

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#4. Unless you point to the good news of God's grace people will not be able to bear the bad news of God's judgement.

Timothy Keller

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#5. Things are pretty good in Canada. We weathered the recession fairly well. And, of course, were up here up living here, we're watching American news and we're constantly saying, wow, it's not as bad as it is in the United States.

Rick Mercer

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#6. There are no secrets on an successful software project. Both good and bad news must be able to move up and down the ptoject hierarchy without restriction.

Steve McConnell

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#7. The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.

Swami Beyondananda

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#8. Though it be honest, it is never good to bring bad news.

William Shakespeare

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#9. The good news is you survived. The bad news is you're hurt and no one can heal you but yourself.

Clementine Von Radics

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#10. I think God isn't interested in intervening every time some little bad thing happens. God is interested in getting the message of good news and love and comfort and hope across through people like us, ordinary people, or extraordinary people like Bono.

Philip Yancey

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#11. The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

Ryan Stiles

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#12. It's hard to carry a weight of news with none to tell and days ahead before you can release it. Good news weighs just as heavy as bad.

Mark Lawrence

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#13. The good news is that the bad news can be turned into good news when you change your attitude.

Robert H. Schuller

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#14. The good news is your head's still attached to your shoulders," Cole said. "And the bad news?" Tanner asked. "The hit doesn't appear to have knocked any sense into you.

Jill Shalvis

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#15. I get so disenfranchised reading the news, because global borders and lines we've created are completely unnecessary. That's just another person on the other side, and it's his bad luck that he was born there and it's my good fortune that I was born here. It's all kind of illogical.

Eddie Huang

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#16. The bad news is, people are crueler, meaner and more evil than you've ever imagined. The good news is, people are kinder, gentler and more loving than you've ever dreamed.

Pleasefindthis

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#17. The gospel of Jesus Christ must be the bad news of the conviction of sin before it can be the Good News of redemption. The truth is revealed in God's Holy Word; life can be lived only in absolute and disciplined submission to its authority.

Charles Colson

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#18. Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.

Jimmy Fallon

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#19. The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.

Jessica Savitch

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#20. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

P. J. O'Rourke

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#21. Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag.

Rick Riordan

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#22. Could it be that Christians, eager to point out how good we are, neglect the basic fact that the gospel sounds like good news only to bad people?

Philip Yancey

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#23. Good news is there is nothing we can do that is bad enough to keep us out of Heaven;

Billy Graham

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#24. Democracy doesn't require a whole lot of work of its citizens, but it requires some: It requires taking a good look outside once in a while, and considering the bad news and what it might mean, and making the occasional tough choice, and soberly taking stock of what your real interests are.

Matt Taibbi

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#25. I have good news and bad news The good news is that the jeep is still where we left it, and I got the damned thing working again."
"What's the bad news?"
"Something took my fuzzy dice.

Julie Kagawa

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#26. Each stage of development, remember, has a dialectic of progress
in plain language, every new development is good news, bad news.

Ken Wilber

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#27. The bad news is that yesterday sucked. The good news is that yesterday is gone. Today's a new day. Own it! Shape it! Live it!

Steve Maraboli

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#28. I needed to remind myself that good news and bad news are often relative to your expectations, not anything absolute.

Will Schwalbe

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#29. Big house, 4 whips, hella tattoos
Smoke good and ya bro think I'm bad news
Bout to go nuts, nigga, Cashews
A bro ask me if I'm book I say I'm past due

Wiz Khalifa

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#30. The news of life is carried via telephone. A baby's birth, a couple engaged, a tragic car accident on a late night highway - most milestones of the human journey, good or bad, are foreshadowed by the sound of a ringing.

Mitch Albom

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#31. The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.

Kerry Packer

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#32. Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.

Napoleon Bonaparte

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#33. No news is ever as good or as bad as it first seems

Paul Hoffman

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#34. The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." -

Michael Altshuler

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#35. Democratic Senator Harry Reid is expected to make a full recovery after he was exercising with a resistance band that snapped, causing him to fall. The good news is he's fine. The bad news is there's no video of it.

Jimmy Fallon

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#36. Am better off with the bad news disclosed to me than the good news hidden from me

ABC

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#37. The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close.

Richard J. Codey

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#38. The bad news is nothing lasts forever,
The good news is nothing lasts forever.

J. Cole

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#39. I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes ... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.

Arj Barker

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#40. This is the best of times and the worst of times. So what else is new? The bad news is that the Martians have landed in Manhattan, and have checked in at the Waldorf-Astoria. The good news is that they only eat homeless people of all colors, and they pee gasoline.

Kurt Vonnegut

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#41. He sat on a kitchen chair and lifted her onto his lap so her legs straddled his, and then he slipped his hands under her skirt and cupped her backside to drag her closer. Oh f**k. Good news and bad news.
The good news was no underwear.
The bad news was no underwear.

Barbara Elsborg

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#42. The wickedness of the church can be one thing and one only: turning the Good News of Jesus into the bad news of religion.

Robert Farrar Capon

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#43. The good news doesn't make any sense unless you know what the bad news is first, and the bad news goes pretty deep.

Bill Mallonee

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#44. You'll always get the good news; it's how fast you get the bad news that counts.

Harvey MacKay

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#45. Then again, back when I was an addict I turned to alcohol for every occasion. Just got good news? Have a drink to celebrate. Just got bad news? Have a drink to commiserate. "It's

Penny Reid

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#46. The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!

Dave Horowitz

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#47. Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully.

Brandy Nacole

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#48. Growing up in Ireland, when my family received important news, good or bad, we would boil water and make tea. It was the first thing I did when my father died in 1984. This ritual allowed me a moment to take in the enormity of what had happened.

Roma Downey

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#49. That's my girl," he murmured.
"I'm not your girl."
"Well," he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, "the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality."
"And the bad news?"
"The honey gave you back your sparkling personality.

Larissa Ione

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#50. The bad news is we don't have any control.
The good news is we can't make any mistakes.

Chuck Palahniuk

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#51. An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'.

Hugh Leonard

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#52. You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask. It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news.

Thomas J. Watson

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#53. The good news is we had this idea of cloud computing. The bad news is we were 10 years too early.

Marc Andreessen

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#54. The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn't a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O'Doul's.

Kyle Smith

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#55. There's always good news wrapped up in bad news.

Frank Delaney

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#56. Believe it or not, Christianity is not about good people getting better. If anything, it is good news for bad people coping with their failure to be good.

Tullian Tchividjian

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#57. The good news is that Jesus is praying for us. The bad news is that we are going to need it!

John Wimber

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#58. What can I do to see Reality as it is?" The master smiled and said, "I have good news and bad news for you, my friend." "What's the bad news?" "There's nothing you can do to see it is a gift." "And what's the good news?" "There's nothing you can do to see it is a gift.

Anthony De Mello

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#59. Better to have bad news that's true than good news we made up

Eric Ries

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#60. The bad news is, your choices and intentions, some people and places, those nights spent awake and all you've done, can lead you to the bottom of the pit. The good news is, this wouldn't be the first time someone's crawled, tooth and nail, out of hell.

Pleasefindthis

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#61. The good news may be that Nature is phasing out the white man, but the bad news is that's who She thinks we all are.

Alice Walker

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#62. News of bad customer service reaches more than twice as many ears as praise for a good service experience.

Timi Nadela

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#63. Are we quick to respond to others' needs? Do we run from problems or face them? Do we talk more about bad news or good news? Do we give people the benefit of the doubt, or do we assume the worst? The

John C. Maxwell

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#64. Good news is, I'm still alive. Bad news is, Bitches be crazy.

Ksenia Solo As Kenzi

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#65. Well, the bad news," Swedish said from the wheel, "is that Chess still thinks he's funny."
"What's the good news?" Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. "That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city?

Joel N. Ross

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#66. Got good news and bad news for you, Mr. President. The good news is that Chief Justice John Roberts just saved your legacy and, perhaps, your presidency by writing for the Supreme Court majority to rule health care reform constitutional.

Ron Fournier

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#67. The good news about entrepreneurship is that your fate is in your hands. The bad news is that your fate is in your hands!

Guy Kawasaki

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#68. Good News: I'm rich! Bad News: Too much to list!

Minecrafty Family Books

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#69. Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

Tracy Morgan

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#70. The good news is that we are Buddha.
The bad news is that all beings are Buddha.
The sickness of being human is the sickness of wanting to be unique.

Albert Low

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#71. There's good news and bad news about 2 Fast 2 Furious , the moronic follow-up to The Fast and the Furious and a contender for the worst movie of 2003. The good news is that it's better, albeit marginally, than Freddy Got Fingered . The bad news is that it's 15 minutes longer.

James Berardinelli

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#72. The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you are only going to be dealt one of them.

Anthony Holden

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#73. Winning the election is a good-news, bad-news kind of thing. Okay, now you're the mayor. The bad news is, now you're the mayor.

Clint Eastwood

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#74. Good news arrives with TV cameras and big, brightly painted vans. Bad news arrives quietly, in dark sedans with black windows.

Delilah S. Dawson

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#75. Hope doesn't come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the bad. Its simply a choice to take action.

Anna Lappe

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#76. The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.

Johnny Carson

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#77. I've got some bad news and I've got some good news. Nothing lasts forever.

Kate McGahan

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#78. There's good news and slightly less good news.

Joanne Harris

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#79. The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.

Kurt Vonnegut

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#80. The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

Ted Nelson

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#81. I'll tell you a piece of news
I hope you have not heard it before: for good, bad, or indifferent, one always likes to be the first to tell.

Anne Bronte

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#82. The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight. The bad news? The person sitting next to you will be able to make cellphone calls during yourflight.

Jay Leno

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#83. Reality's just the accumulation of ominous prophecies come to life. All you have to do is open a newspaper on any given day to weigh the good news versus the bad news, and you'll see what I mean.

Haruki Murakami

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#84. But finally, into the world came a baby girl, just as, I'm very, very sorry to say, her mother, and my sister, slipped away from the world after a long night of suffering - but also a night of joy, as the birth of a baby is always good news, no matter how much bad news the baby will hear later.

Lemony Snicket

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#85. apologetics is pre-evangelism in that it addresses those who do not realize they are in a bad situation, and therefore do not see the gospel as the good news that it is.

Os Guinness

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#86. If we don't understand the bad news, we will never grasp the good news.

Matt Chandler

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#87. If partisanship makes us abandon intellectual honesty, if we oppose what our opponents say or do simply because they are the ones saying or doing it, we become mere political short-sellers, hoping for bad news because it's good for our ideological investment.

Kurt Andersen

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#88. People love to hear good news about their bad habits.

John A. McDougall

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#89. Well-reported news is a public good; bad news is bad for everyone.

Jill Lepore

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#90. Bad news. If you can see it coming, you brace yourself; you weigh the outcome. But there's always that niggling voice, that voice of hope whispering, 'Maybe it's good news.' Whether you can admit it or not, that little whisper is a potent thing.

Lily Gardner

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#91. The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.

Jay Leno

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#92. In the business world, bad news is usually good news - for somebody else.

James Surowiecki

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#93. A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."

Frank Carson

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#94. Organized religion is no longer good news for most people, but bad news indeed. It set us up for the massive atheism, agnosticism, hedonism, and secularism we now see in almost all formerly Christian countries.

Richard Rohr

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#95. One thing that God revealed to me is that we as Christians are going to have to get a portion of the media so that we can present the good news on a major basis the way that they're presenting the bad news on a major basis.

Reggie White

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#96. I set a rule that people weren't allowed to send good news unless they sent around an equal amount of bad news. We had to get a balanced picture. In fact, I kind of favored just hearing about the accounts we were losing because ... bad news is generally more actionable than good news.

Bill Gates

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#97. The good news is that going blind is not going to make you as unhappy as you think it will. The bad news is that winning the lottery will not make you as happy as you expect.

Daniel Gilbert

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#98. -What's the good news?
-Pardon?
-You said the bad news is we're going the wrong way.
-There isn't any good news. Just because there's bad news doesn't mean there's good news, too.

David Benioff

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#99. When the phone rings at 2.15am in the morning it's unlikely to be heralding something pleasant. What chance is there of its being good news? None. Only someone bad would ring at such an hour. Or someone with bad news.

Ben Elton

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#100. The bad news (or good news, depending on your point of view) is that things have always been like this.

Thomas Piketty

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