Good Bachelor Quotes

#1. A good bachelor drinks his dessert (and sometimes the rest of his meals). A sweet tooth is a danger signal that you're getting too much exercise and not enough cocktails.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife

Robert Louis Stevenson

#3. What we deem insignificant may bear light to the whole world.

Benjamin Blech

#4. Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you." Ty sighed. "I think I'm too old for this bachelor party crap."
"We'll be planning yours soon enough."
That was so not appealing, Ty was almost scared. "Let's just go fishing and call it good."
"Done.

Erin McCarthy

#5. The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.

P. J. O'Rourke

#6. Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

Jeph Jacques

#7. The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

Charles Farrar Browne

#8. Sarah Cornwell has a brilliant eye for the telling detail, and a wonderfully original way of embodying family history. I was captivated by her memorable characters and the perfectly paced revelations of their surprising relationships.

Andrea Barrett

#9. Dreams are private, she said. And she is right. A dream is a story that no one else will get to hear or read.

Lloyd Jones

#10. Finally, my mother's training will be put to good use. Never mind finding an eligible bachelor, I mean to find a murderer.

Alyxandra Harvey

#11. Every individual has his own style, his own way of presenting himself on and off the field.

Sachin Tendulkar

#12. Failures are cheap if you do them first. Failures are expensive if you do them at the end.

Astro Teller

#13. No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind.

Gaelen Foley

#14. The saints were people like all of us. Many of them came out of great sins, but by repentance they attained the Kingdom of Heaven. And everyone who comes there comes through repentance, which the merciful Lord has given us through His sufferings.

Silouan The Athonite

#15. Bad Dixie! No more sex for you!

Abigail Roux

#16. You don't know what unconditional love is. You may say you do, but if you don't have a child, you don't know what that is. But when you experience it, it is the most fulfilling ever.

Regina King

#17. The TV is showing another of those reality things, a program that pimps a bunch of good-looking young women to a hunky bachelor who looks like he might have the IQ of a floor lamp.

Stephen King

#18. Music that is created with the primary aim of impressing other musicians fails to connect with the vast majority of listeners.

Carl Orr

#19. A bachelor's children are always young: they're immortal children - always lisping, waddling, helpless, and with a chance of turning out good.

George Eliot

#20. I haven't had a chance to pick up a good book in a long time, because I've been either reading scripts or learning them or writing them. And so, by the time the day is done, I usually just want to click on The Bachelor and fall asleep. But I gravitate toward biographies and things like that.

Justin Theroux