Bachelor Life Quotes

#1. I am content in bachelor life, but at moments like this, I admit to old-fashioned sexist longing. Sometimes I cook up comfort food, but cooking your own comfort food is akin to scratching your own back. Same sensation, less watts.

Michael Perry

#2. No man that good-looking could be a bachelor. Life wasn't that kind.

Gaelen Foley

#3. I suppose he'll just have to do," she amended. "You'll have to suffer in silence with your male model ... I feel for you."
"Oh, stop it, Molly.

Alexandra Adornetto

#4. The Republicans have a me too candidate running on a yes but platform, advised by a has been staff.

Adlai Stevenson

#5. I was just on the edge of getting married, and I was frenzied at the prospect of this great step in my life after having been a bachelor for so long. And I really wanted to take my mind off of the agony, and so I decided to sit down and write a book.

Ian Fleming

#6. No one is a prophet in his own land. We always tend to value what comes from afar, never recognizing the beauty around us.

Paulo Coelho

#7. Cole turned his bride to hug her from behind, nuzzling her neck.
-I'll have you in my bed next. I'm going to make love to you so thoroughly that, tomorrow? You'll walk like John Wayne.

Debra Anastasia

#8. There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor.

Washington Irving

#9. A bachelor May thrive by observation on a little, A single life's no burthen: but to draw In yokes is chargeable, and will require A double maintenance.

John Ford

#10. I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

Johnny Knoxville

#11. The notion of the single man began in the 1950's. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure.

Hugh Hefner

#12. An Abel Muranda without his wife and children would be a wandering bachelor without any dignity. He would sleep in caves and feed on wild berries. But no matter how lonely life became, he would never come to a place like this

Taona Dumisani Chiveneko

#13. I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

Matthew Perry

#14. After years of searching, I have found my soulmate, and it is myself. The bachelor is content. Oh, he still dates women from time to time, and he listens to the wedding marches sometimes too. But only because he likes them.

Marci Shimoff

#15. A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

Francis Bacon

#16. And when had a critical eye ever helped me, really? Nobody likes the girl who points out all the inherent sexism on The Bachelor. But people are charmed byt the girl kvelling about nail art, boba tea, and the homeopathic benefits of ayahuasca.

Mindy Kaling

#17. Keep your goals in front of you, and your fears behind you.

Tony Robbins

#18. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Samuel Goldwyn

#19. My grandma and my mom are not happy about the fact that I am still a bachelor. It's not on my mind that I have to find the person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. It will happen the way it's going to happen.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy