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#1. Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#2. 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#3. There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#4. You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#5. The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#6. You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#7. What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#8. Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#9. If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#10. The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#11. Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#12. The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#13. That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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#14. A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long. - Author: Jeph Jacques
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