Golf Jokes Quotes

#1. I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Bob Hope

#2. There is much good luck in the world, but it is luck. We are none of us safe. We are children, playing or quarrelling on the line.

E. M. Forster

#3. How did you merit so much devotion so quickly?' I asked, making no attempt to keep the sarcasm from my voice.
'I show them Heaven', said she, without a trace of irony. 'People are so desperate for light'.

Rachel Hartman

#4. Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Bob Hope

#5. Due to the failure of politics, which has become a process of middle-management, art has become one of the last open spaces to question core beliefs and to design a viable future. Art becomes an open space where we can ask fundamental questions about ourselves.

Antony Gormley

#6. Negative thoughts can put you DOWN

Samar Sudha

#7. Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Henry Beard

#8. You who have inhabited me
in the deepest and most broken place,
are going, going

Anne Sexton

#9. There'll be no more crying, or sorrow; for the owner of the place will wipe all tears from our eyes.

John Bunyan