Top 16 Surreal Jokes Quotes

#1. The True's towns, with colorful names like Dry Bend, Jerusalem's Lot, Oree, and Sidewinder, were safe havens, but they never stayed in those places for long; mostly they were migratory.

Stephen King

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#2. Let go of who's right and focus on what's right

Rory Vaden

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#3. An injury to one is an injury to all.

David C. Coates

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#4. Let Catholics build their own churches and works.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky

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#5. Rarest of all things on earth is the union in which both, by their contrasts, make harmonious their blending; each supplying the defects of the helpmate, and completing, by fusion, one strong human soul.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

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#6. Search your hearts, and see if you are like God. I have searched mine, and feel to repent of all my sins.

Joseph Smith Jr.

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#7. You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

Dylan Moran

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#8. Climate change has never received the crisis treatment from our leaders, despite the fact that it carries the risk of destroying lives on a vastly greater scale than collapsed banks or collapsed buildings.

Naomi Klein

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#9. A beautiful morning is not a guarantee for a beautiful afternoon! Just like a man of desert appreciates water, value well whatever beauty you have now!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#10. Parts of the world can be very hostile to differences, social or artistic.

Patrick Wang

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#11. One must feel sorry for those who have strange tastes, but never insult them. Their wrong is Nature's too; they are no more responsible for having come into the world with tendencies unlike ours than are we for being born bandy-legged or well-proportioned.

Marquis De Sade

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#12. Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.

B.C. Forbes

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#13. We are all part of the One Spirit. When you experience the true meaning of religion, which is to know God, you will realize that He is your Self, and that He exists equally and impartially in all beings.

Paramahansa Yogananda

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#14. You're under my skin. Can't get rid of you. Sometimes when I sleep ... I can smell you," he admitted. "I can see your eyes and those cute glasses you wear. I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair.

Maya Banks

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#15. If you hit a bad shot, just tell yourself it is great to be alive, relaxing and walking around on a beautiful golf course. The next shot will be better.

Al Geiberger

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#16. The world is filled with folly and sin, And Love must cling, where it can, I say: For Beauty is easy enough to win; But one isn't loved every day

Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

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