Top 100 Goddamned Quotes

#1. I wish that you knew you could never make it without love for your goddamned self, and that you'll never ever find it in anybody else.

Angel Haze

Goddamned Quotes #8147
#2. I'm smart enough to know that you feel it, too. This isn't just heat, it's a goddamned conflagration. Not chemistry, but nuclear fission.

J. Kenner

Goddamned Quotes #57020
#3. Writing is too goddamned hard for me to think about a soul in teh world ... I don't think about a soul, but just try to get those goddamned characters to act right.

Ernest J. Gaines

Goddamned Quotes #65140
#4. There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again ... You can look him straight in the eye and say, Son your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son of a Goddamned Bitch named Georgie Patton.

George S. Patton Jr.

Goddamned Quotes #87960
#5. I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.

James Alan Gardner

Goddamned Quotes #100233
#6. Stop that!" Ghost Hemingway ordered. "It's like teaching goddamned cats to walk on their back legs." He sighed. "Standing eggs on end in a dining car." He signed again. "Talking to Scotty Fitzgerald sober.

Dennis Vickers

Goddamned Quotes #105675
#7. It is so hard to leave - until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

John Green

Goddamned Quotes #108084
#8. Please don't say you're sorry, False platitudes of sorrow, of pity, of goddamned praise of being a hero, sicken me.

Dominique Eastwick

Goddamned Quotes #139553
#9. A Third's okay for a fuck, but not for a family. This isn't goddamned Big Love, Florida Fag Edition.

Tymber Dalton

Goddamned Quotes #148259
#10. I'm a legend because I've survived over a long period of time and still seem to be master of my fate - I'm still paddling the goddamned boat myself.

Katharine Hepburn

Goddamned Quotes #153944
#11. You can put off your dreams, your desires, your careers, your farms. You can avoid your responsibilities, obligations, promises, and sovereign rights. But any person who wants to make music, and doesn't, is a goddamned fool.

Jenna Woginrich

Goddamned Quotes #158828
#12. So what you got is a woman who knows about your issues. This means you don't have to do shit, Garrett, except count your lucky stars you're able to hold tight to your woman so you can weather ... the goddamned ... storm.

Kristen Ashley

Goddamned Quotes #173678
#13. Then how's this? You ignite for me, but more, you make me ignite for you. And no woman, not in my whole goddamned life, has made me ignite the way you do.

Kristen Ashley

Goddamned Quotes #179589
#14. Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It's just a goddamned piece of paper!

George W. Bush

Goddamned Quotes #180655
#15. Boy, just look at the soul shining through my eyes! It's like a goddamned flower!

Barry Hughart

Goddamned Quotes #187556
#16. We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit.

George S. Patton

Goddamned Quotes #208334
#17. I've told you before, Daniel: roach isn't an insult. We're the ones still standing after the mammals build their nukes, we're the ones with the stripped-down OS's so damned simple they work under almost any circumstances. We're the goddamned Kalashnikovs of thinking meat.

Peter Watts

Goddamned Quotes #211637
#18. When they come and the guns are thundering and the men are falling all around you, there is only one way you will stop it. You are going to have to kill. So you be the best goddamned killer there is.

Christopher Farnsworth

Goddamned Quotes #215029
#19. If you thought it was my goddamned fault, couldn't you have called me and told me he was gone? it would have been fucking plus to come to his fucking funeral, you bloodless whore - you ever think of that?

Amy Lane

Goddamned Quotes #216130
#20. What am I supposed to fight then with, the goddamned butter knife?

Ransom Riggs

Goddamned Quotes #232115
#21. I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.

Jack Nicholson

Goddamned Quotes #236935
#22. You've got blood on your hands, asshole, and I'm your goddamned UV light.

S.A. Bouraleh

Goddamned Quotes #257947
#23. I'm a millionaire, I guess, but I'm just a normal person and I like everybody, taxi drivers, whoever you are, to call me by my first name and talk to me on a man-to-man basis. I think the garbage collector is as important as the goddamned president.

Ted Turner

Goddamned Quotes #259034
#24. And you can't do anything without God. God hates us, you know. That's why so many believe we have to love Him so much. What feeble goddamned pussies we are.

Larry Kramer

Goddamned Quotes #264717
#25. I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party.

Justin Halpern

Goddamned Quotes #266094
#26. The only place you and I disagree is with regard to the bombing. You're so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I (in contrast) don't give a damn. I don't care." ... "I'd rather use the nuclear bomb ... Does that bother you? I just want you to think big.

Richard M. Nixon

Goddamned Quotes #305224
#27. I'd rather take a beating sometimes than get in that gym every morning. Anyone who gets up that early and says he likes it is a goddamned liar. The only good thing about it is that when I'm finished, I look at myself in the mirror and say, Jack, you've done it again!

Jack LaLanne

Goddamned Quotes #310322
#28. Threats, Prophet? After all we've been through."
"Promises. And I'm really goddamned good at promises.

S.E. Jakes

Goddamned Quotes #321718
#29. He smirked at me. "Channel Hog," he said. "Biggest goddamned hammerhead shark known to man. Over twenty feet long, and always hungry. I truly would not recommend taking a swim out there, buddy.

Jeff Lindsay

Goddamned Quotes #343288
#30. Besides, skin color was skin color, right? It was just the color of your goddamned skin. There was nothing anybody could do about that. You were born with it. Like some people were born with big feet or blue eyes. You didn't make the choice. Your parents did. Or God did.

Pete Hamill

Goddamned Quotes #364734
#31. I mean, who does that? Who touches someone's hair and pronounces they have magic?"
"Darth Sullivan."
"Darth goddamned Sullivan.

Chloe Neill

Goddamned Quotes #371074
#32. What sort of God would put us here in this goddamned, stinking slaughterhouse of a world?

William Lindsay Gresham

Goddamned Quotes #379802
#33. To hell with you, Buddy. No policeman wants to protect a goddamned atheist. I hope somebody bloodies you up good.

Richard Dawkins

Goddamned Quotes #388838
#34. I just keep thinking about Thor. You never knew him. Big guy, like you. Good hearted. Not bright, but he'd give you the goddamned shirt off his back if you asked him. And he killed himself. He put a gun in his mouth and blew his head off in Philadelphia in 1932.

Neil Gaiman

Goddamned Quotes #388989
#35. Monkey John looked at the dead boy. "By God, life is cheap up here on the goddamned Canadian River."
"Cheap," Blue Duck answered. "And it might get cheaper.

Larry McMurtry

Goddamned Quotes #401590
#36. Because enough talking. It was time for the goddamned kissing, hard and fast and smooth and slow and any and every way in between, until Tommy was humping his thigh.

S.E. Jakes

Goddamned Quotes #436887
#37. It doesn't matter what he thinks of himself. Sure he's egotistic, so what? It takes that kind of ego to make a man attempt a thing like this. I've seen enough of men like him to know that mixed in with that pompousness and self-assertion is a goddamned good measure of uncertainty and fear.

Daniel Keyes

Goddamned Quotes #443073
#38. I'll take this. I'll take this every day and every day I'll know in the end I beat that bastard. He might not have been alive to see it, but I bet his goddamned, motherfucking ass.
Seriously, he was hot when he was being all vengeful badass.

Kristen Ashley

Goddamned Quotes #452276
#39. It's goddamned funny in this police racket how an old woman can look out of a window and see a guy running and pick him out of a line-up six months later, but we can show hotel help a clear photo and they just can't be sure.'
'That's one of the qualifications for good hotel help,' I said.

Raymond Chandler

Goddamned Quotes #457915
#40. He was a scholar, so goddamned intelligent he couldn't see the writing on the wall. He wanted answers to life's tragedies when their very unfair nature meant they had none.

Skye Warren

Goddamned Quotes #460547
#41. Write your goddamned book now. The world awaits.

Dave Eggers

Goddamned Quotes #501271
#42. I'm tired of all this. What ever happened to honesty, Arnie? What ever happened to telling the goddamned truth? It's all a fucking game here, and the object of the game isn't to do the right thing, the object of the game is to stay here. It's not supposed to be that way!

Tom Clancy

Goddamned Quotes #508480
#43. On My Eighth-Grade Graduation Ceremony They're celebrating you graduating from eighth grade? We just went to your sixth-grade graduation two goddamned years ago! Jesus Christ, why don't they just throw a fucking party every time you properly wipe your ass?

Justin Halpern

Goddamned Quotes #530073
#44. Feet pue tan!" she shouted.
Ty cleared his throat, looking at Zane wryly. "She just called me a goddamned son of a bitch."
"I like her," Zane responded.

Abigail Roux

Goddamned Quotes #531890
#45. Right now, Prophet was all goddamned his, all here and present in the moment, and Tom planned to keep it that way. Quickly,

S.E. Jakes

Goddamned Quotes #546632
#46. We are all Gods acting like goddamned fools.

Lester Levenson

Goddamned Quotes #556586
#47. You are so goddamned young. Which means about eight of the ten things you have decided about yourself will over time prove to be false. The other two things will prove to be so true that you'll look back in twenty years and howl.

Cheryl Strayed

Goddamned Quotes #559059
#48. The money buys the drugs, the drugs work harder and harder to trick your blackened dopamine receptors into giving a damn about living. At some point you make a choice: fight your need the rest of your goddamned long-suffering life, or fill your need until it disappears into the grave with you.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

Goddamned Quotes #561314
#49. The way I see it, the world is divided into the watchers and the watchees, and there's more and more of the audience and less and less to see. People who actually do anything are a goddamned endangered species.

Lionel Shriver

Goddamned Quotes #572862
#50. We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever

Richelle Mead

Goddamned Quotes #576797
#51. Iran and Iraq have been at war for five years now. The traditional present for a fifth anniversary is wood. Here's a gift suggestion: a big stick to beat some goddamned sense into their
heads.

P. J. O'Rourke

Goddamned Quotes #580946
#52. Nothing matters in this goddamned lunatic asylum of a world but dough.

William Lindsay Gresham

Goddamned Quotes #581317
#53. Don't you understand that?" "I understand that you're a goddamned hypocrite." "I

Harper Lee

Goddamned Quotes #585323
#54. But let me begin with a statement of my own passionate and indignant belief
I do not care one goddamned thing about how James Dickey conducted his personal life. I care everything about what this man wrote on blank sheets of paper when he sat alone probing the extremities of imagination.

Pat Conroy

Goddamned Quotes #603741
#55. As far as Elijah Prince was concerned, gay weddings could choke on their own cheery goddamned glitter and die.

Heidi Cullinan

Goddamned Quotes #606697
#56. I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at senior prom. That always makes her cry. Like goddamned Niagara falls.

Meg Cabot

Goddamned Quotes #608289
#57. I eat as much as I ever did, I drink more than I should, and my sex life is none of your goddamned business.

John Wayne

Goddamned Quotes #610065
#58. What is it about her that is so goddamned special?

Laurell K. Hamilton

Goddamned Quotes #643078
#59. I will not listen to you, or anybody else. Because you know what? Everyone think they know so goddamned much about everything and no one knows fuck all about anything.

Candace Bushnell

Goddamned Quotes #644065
#60. There's a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a man can steer clear of the organized bullshit if he really wants to. It's a goddamned luxury, and if I were you, I'd take advantage of it while you can.

Hunter S. Thompson

Goddamned Quotes #657652
#61. I once ran across a list of nearly 400 winds from around the world and wondered why Wyoming, so dominated by wind, has so few names for its variations ... There's the wind, the damned wind, and the goddamned wind.

Teresa Jordan

Goddamned Quotes #666324
#62. I'm not a goddamned faith healer! I don't talk to God! I'm a mechanic and her goddamned engine was broken!
Joanne

C.E. Murphy

Goddamned Quotes #670041
#63. I love you, Emilia. I love you so goddamned much that I can't breathe when I don't know where you are or how you are doing. This last month has been torture. I wonder if it's possible to have room in my heart for anything else but these feelings.

Brenna Aubrey

Goddamned Quotes #681484
#64. Ye can stick your comfort straight up your arse, MacKenzie, and your goddamned stiff prick, too!

Diana Gabaldon

Goddamned Quotes #707013
#65. Sitting here in a bar with an asexual cyborg who is probably the only other normal person on the whole goddamned planet.

Joe Haldeman

Goddamned Quotes #711836
#66. I sweat terror, Robyn! I'm scared every single second about every single goddamned thing. I worry obsessively about being buried under an avalanche of fear. Jesus, Robyn, I'm scared like only the truly crazy can be.'
'But that, you dope, is the definition of courage: you go on despite the fear.

Teresa Toten

Goddamned Quotes #714467
#67. The truth, huh? No one wants to hear the truth. The truth is never sexy. But you ... You are too goddamned sexy to be real. -Christian to Lissa

Richelle Mead

Goddamned Quotes #735365
#68. If a story doesn't give you a hard-on in the first couple of scenes, throw it in the goddamned garbage.

Samuel Fuller

Goddamned Quotes #741315
#69. I'm not whacked!" I stated (loudly).
"Ally, you been fuckin' me for a goddamned year, in love with me since the night we met, and pushing me away that whole time. That's whacked.

Kristen Ashley

Goddamned Quotes #746226
#70. Prithee," He protested, "if thou wouldst waiteth a goddamned second-

Tessa Dare

Goddamned Quotes #762481
#71. She's so fucking tight, and I can't wait to feel her perfect body gripping mine. We were made to be together. Everything about this feels right. She doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to make her my wife. My partner. The goddamned mother of my children. Mine.

K. Webster

Goddamned Quotes #763858
#72. We are far too screwed up for a goddamned love triangle.

Michelle Hodkin

Goddamned Quotes #763881
#73. We've got something," I said, starting down the stairs again. "We've got a killer at large in this goddamned building. As for Madison Tyler, we've got another dead end.

James Patterson

Goddamned Quotes #774191
#74. This isn't how it ends!" Quentin said. "I am the hero of this goddamned story, Ember! Remember? And the hero gets the reward!" "No, Quentin," the ram said. "The hero pays the price." ==========

Anonymous

Goddamned Quotes #783967
#75. They want visionaries. Leaders of men. Not reapers of them. There are limits," she continues. I snap.
"There are no goddamned limits.

Pierce Brown

Goddamned Quotes #808227
#76. And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?

James S.A. Corey

Goddamned Quotes #809113
#77. She looked at him with loathing. "I knew you were crazy," she said. "But I didn't realize you were absolutely, spectactularly out of your goddamned mind.

Cassandra Clare

Goddamned Quotes #824632
#78. I can't wait to have my mouth on you again. I'm gonna eat you like I'm on death row and you're my last goddamned meal.

Helena Hunting

Goddamned Quotes #837995
#79. I fucking love you, you goddamned librarian.

Alice Clayton

Goddamned Quotes #842959
#80. On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed Oh, don't go to the goddamned cops. They're busy with real shit. I don't want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you're an asshole.

Justin Halpern

Goddamned Quotes #855166
#81. A few years ago my goal was to try and get the goddamned album made, which put me in a real bad frame of mind.

Kylie Minogue

Goddamned Quotes #859608
#82. She advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt.

William Peter Blatty

Goddamned Quotes #862834
#83. To Pierre," said Mr. Buckmaster, "the Communists are of the Right. The far Right. He refers to them as 'those goddamned Bourbons.' Pierre is an anarchist. That's why he's so happy in his shoplifting--he feels it helps undermine the state.

Poyntz Tyler

Goddamned Quotes #873264
#84. If only it weren't for the people, the goddamned people," said Finnerty, "always getting tangled up in the machinery. If it weren't for them, earth would be an engineer's paradise.

Kurt Vonnegut

Goddamned Quotes #895750
#85. You're with me," Dan murmured against Vadim's lips. "In my thoughts, my heart, my mind, no matter what I am doing. I goddamned need you, and I want you - always.

Aleksandr Voinov

Goddamned Quotes #937558
#86. You expecting a collapse, Gunny?" "The technical sergeant is repairing alien technology with a piece of torn uniform - I'm expected the Goddamned tunnel to blow up." "Ressk's helping." Mike's voice sounded muffled. "And that makes all the difference," Torin snorted.

Tanya Huff

Goddamned Quotes #960712
#87. I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!

Cassandra Clare

Goddamned Quotes #964439
#88. And if revenge was all I had, then I was goddamned if it wouldn't be enough.

J.D. Jordan

Goddamned Quotes #978537
#89. That rooster. That goddamned, big-mouthed cock. I

Tawny Taylor

Goddamned Quotes #980017
#90. I ate shit, did shit I hated, scored marks on my goddamned soul to fight for the life I wanted. Being that man, do you think I'm gonna let the first woman in my life who makes me happy slip through my fingers?

Kristen Ashley

Goddamned Quotes #988548
#91. Do you have any notion of how goddamned crazy you are?

Cormac McCarthy

Goddamned Quotes #992053
#92. Not just the industrial farming but the sprawl, the sprawl, the sprawl. Low-density development is the worst. And SUVs everywhere, snowmobiles everywhere, Jet Skis everywhere, ATVs everywhere, two-acre lawns everywhere. The goddamned green monospecific chemical-drenched lawns.

Jonathan Franzen

Goddamned Quotes #1001260
#93. Sometimes, Hoss," he said very gently, "you lose. Sometimes the darkness takes everyone. Sometimes the monster escapes to kill again another day." He shook his head and looked down. "Sometimes, Hoss, the innocent little ones are murdered. And there's not one goddamned thing you can do about it.

Jim Butcher

Goddamned Quotes #1027093
#94. If it looked like a duck, and quacked like a duck, then guess what?
It was probably a goddamned werewolf.

Adrianne Brooks

Goddamned Quotes #1032040
#95. And do whatever I can do to shield her from the unfairness of this evil, goddamned world

Colleen Hoover

Goddamned Quotes #1053191
#96. I always bring back books for the library. Books have everything in them. After the end of the world, you cannot learn a goddamned thing from a computer or a television screen.

Andrew Smith

Goddamned Quotes #1062619
#97. Damn him. Damn everything. Why is it all so goddamned hard?

Candace Bushnell

Goddamned Quotes #1080947
#98. I wish people had as much enthusiasm about unfucking the planet as they did about sports. Who wins on Sunday is pretty goddamned trivial compared to just about anything else.

Michael Brewer

Goddamned Quotes #1090432
#99. Who are these human beings anyway? They walk around, strut, fret, as if they owned the planet, or the goddamned universe. I mean, who do they really think they are?

Frederick Lenz

Goddamned Quotes #1100034
#100. And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends. Well, weekends and the middle of the goddamned night.

John Green

Goddamned Quotes #1118345

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