Girlfriend Dumped Quotes

#1. I wrote a staggeringly bad poem when I was 19 after a girlfriend dumped me. I seem to remember comparing her to a tarantula. It was all very E. J. Thribb of me.

Simon Schama

#2. When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.

Conor Maynard

#3. It is incumbent upon every person of every description to contribute to his country's welfare.

George Washington

#4. Um, didn't Mythbusters once do an episode about how you couldn't use sheets as a way out of prison?" I laughed. "I don't remember if they busted it or not.

Jesse Petersen

#5. Boats are something I am very, very passionate about; cars are something I grew up with ... I used to race cars since I was a child.

Gautam Singhania

#6. In your eyes I have always found grace.

Cassandra Clare

#7. I'm coaching 'swing at this, don't swing at that,' and in the middle of it, a kid looks at me and says, 'Coach, I think I'm going to fail history.' Or maybe their girlfriend just dumped them. These are kids, and once I embraced that, this became a lot more fun.

Tony Gwynn

#8. Rhysand's face became a mask of calm fury as he stared and stared at me. "I remember you," he purred. "It seems like you ignored my warning to stay out of trouble.

Sarah J. Maas

#9. As jazz fans, it was amusing for us to play jazz harmonies on these big, ugly electric guitars.

Donald Fagen

#10. It is me. The monsters that ripped me from my bed, the smiles of my babies and the man in the sky-that is who I am.

Juliana Hurd

#11. Treat every moment of your life with Divine respect. Love passionately your God-given miraculous life.

Robert Muller

#12. PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."

Ambrose Bierce

#13. Efforts to protect critical computer networks have unfortunately not kept pace with the march of technology.

Jon Kyl

#14. Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.

Mike Gordon