Quotes About Getting Dumped

#1. He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he has no idea. No inkling.

Sarah Dessen

#2. Here." He spread his legs wider and patted the floor between them. "You'll be warmer, and I promise I won't grope you or anything."

Yes, because getting groped by a handsome, charming man hours after getting dumped by a workaholic iceberg was such a repulsive notion.

Meg Maguire

#3. If getting dumped by a spouse for a "younger model" burned women, then losing the love of your life to a wealthier lover burned men.

Morgan Parker

#4. Because if anything can make death feel like a truly desirable alternative, it's getting dumped.

Melissa Kantor

#5. And this is my life, getting dumped with no warning. Or liking people who don't like me back, or who don't like me enough, or not as much as they like someone else.

E. Lockhart

#6. Getting dumped is crazy times. Like ... what? You're supposed to instantly turn off all your emotions just because he says it's over? You're supposed to go on with your life like nothing happened?

Susane Colasanti

#7. Getting canned from a non-paying job is a lot like getting dumped by a girl you're not even dating.

Marlin Bressi

#8. Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

Jenny McCarthy

#9. The thing about getting dumped generally, and getting dumped by Katherines in particular, was how utterly monotonous it was.

John Green

#10. I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on your porch, Ed, but it's you, Ed, who is getting dumped.

Daniel Handler

#11. You spend all your time worrying about losing your edge or getting dumped or whatever and you're never for a scond grateful.

John Green

#12. The Bill of Rights was written before data-mining," he said. He was awesomely serene, convinced of his rightness. "The right to freedom of association is fine, but why shouldn't the cops be allowed to mine your social network to figure out if you're hanging out with gangbangers and terrorists?

Cory Doctorow

#13. Lincoln admitted his infirmities to make way for his spring.

Richard Brookhiser

#14. When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

Chris Rock

#15. I'm talking to anyone who has been dumped - have not gotten the job you really wanted or have received those horrible rejection letters from grad school. You know, the disappointment of losing, or not getting something you badly want. When that happens, show what you are made of.

Jill Abramson

#16. From the moment we were first dumped in Jamestown and had our teeth checked before getting sold off and later considered three-fifths of a human being, an abundance of 'likability' hasn't been something blacks have had to stockpile. Instead, it's been a centuries-long battle for respectability.

John Ridley

#17. Whenever you find someone full of hate, purify him with forgiveness, bliss and love.

Debasish Mridha

#18. The universe contains vastly more order than Earth-life could ever demand. All those distant galaxies, irrelevant for our existence, seem as equally well ordered as our own.

Paul Davies

#19. I have a very bad relationship with mice.

Casey Affleck

#20. Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. That's right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but that's a relationship in my book. And by the way, this is my book.

Kathy Griffin

#21. It seemed to her that she was reading the story of her own dreams, desires, and hopes. She sensed something immense, something calling behind the chaos of these primitive forms and structures of words.

Kurban Said

#22. I give dignity second place to expedience.

Jack Vance

#23. Don't think of introversion as something that needs to be cured.

Susan Cain

#24. The birds fly in the wrong places and there are too many stars in the sky.

Anthony Horowitz

#25. I always considered an idle Life, as a real evil, but, a life of such hurry, such constant hurry, leaves us scarcely a moment for reflection or for the discharge of any other then the most immediate and pressing concerns.

Edward Rutledge

#26. Love is dangerous for your tiny heart even in your dreams so please dream softly

Mathias Malzieu

#27. What are you doing?" Blake asked.
"Getting rid of it," I said, feeling unusually antsy.
"That's perfectly good J!" Blake protested.
"Sorry." I dumped the last of it.
"Front-row seats at the suicide show," Ginger said. "Lovely.

Wendy Higgins

#28. Directing talent is very nebulous. You know, it's not in front of you like an actor's performance.

Michael Douglas

#29. My heart drums with gratitude.
My thoughts sing
with hope.

Margarita Engle

#30. Peculiar as I was, and remain, I was trained to be practical. I'm still amazed at the radical temerity of my friends, you included, Julie, who choose poetry as their vocation. I envy your faith.

Debra Dean