George Dubya Quotes

#1. If 'little George Dubya Bush' wins, we are going to apply for Canadian citizenship.

Eddie Vedder

#2. The ultimate disguise is nothing. Nudity.

Nick Offerman

#3. I never plan a structure. I like surprises. I'm quite disciplined and sit at my desk every day and just write.

Jenny Downham

#4. Without an understanding of myth or religion, without an understanding of the relationship between destruction and creation, death and rebirth, the individual suffers the mysteries of life as meaningless mayhem alone.

Marion Woodman

#5. A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Dennis Miller

#6. I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

Stephen Colbert

#7. What do you think of all this? Am I a friend or foe - or a little of each? Are the important things black and white, or maybe a little gray?

Svetlana Chmakova

#8. Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

George W. Bush

#9. Getting what you want is not nearly as important as giving what you have.

Tom Krause

#10. Art knows neither doctrine nor idea; its nature is to show.

Guy Davenport

#11. My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

Chelsea Handler