Top 100 Geek Quotes

#1. It really turns me on when you talk geek.

Marta Acosta

#2. No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I'm somewhere between geek and normal.

Linus Torvalds

#3. Talking to Lee Child and discovering, from his chapter in The Chopin Manuscript, that he's even more of an audio geek than I am (as his chapter in Chopin proves).

David Hewson

#4. When I see that my geek may have contained some of the best parts of me, when I love and appreciate him, I set my children free to see themselves as lovable however they are.

Kenny Loggins

#5. I didn't need to transform after all.
My name is Harriet Manners and I am a geek.
And maybe that's not so bad after all.

Holly Smale

#6. I am a huge theatre geek.

Sarah Rafferty

#7. He knew for a fact that he was so hopelessly bad at seeing through camouflage that, if left alone in the forest, he might even attempt to make fire by rubbing two snakes together.

Sorin Suciu

#8. I always have my own opinion before my boss says his.

Gerry Geek

#9. Described as a "workaholic speed-writing freak" by fellow writers, a "creative writing class drill sergeant" by his writing 'padawans', Voinov is a self-confessed geek and has enlarged his days by 12 secret hours in return for the sacrifice of ten albino virgin pygmy hippos.

Aleksandr Voinov

#10. I'm a nerd. Total geek. I never went to homecoming or prom or anything.

Hunter Hayes

#11. It's Nerd World," Peabody said. "Or Geek Galaxy. I can't decide which because it's full of nerds and geeks." "It's Nerd World in the Geek Galaxy.

J.D. Robb

#12. I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

Al Yankovic

#13. Trevor : "Who says that you're not good?" He sounds a little angry.
"Who says that, Jen? Kyle? Beth? Ella? Your mother? You? Who
gave any of you the right to decide who's good and who's not?

Cindy C. Bennett

#14. TV and comics and movies are what you think about when you think about geek, but people can be a geek about anything.

Felicia Day

#15. A beer doesn't have to be difficult to acquire, but damned if that doesn't make everything taste better.

Patrick Dawson

#16. The trouble with science geeks, as you call them, is that hey put discovery before anything else. It was a science geek who discovered the atom bomb. He didn't intend to cause mass murder, but he did nonetheless.

Gemma Malley

#17. I think everyone's a geek in some way.

Dominic Monaghan

#18. My goal in creating Geek & Sundry was to create a community based around web video, and we've accomplished that, especially on our budget.

Felicia Day

#19. Do it because you love it. Then it's not a job. I'm a geek. I love
technology. I would be online working with technology regardless of what my day job is.

Mark Cuban

#20. The algorithms in his hard drive scrambled and his coding short-circuited. Like she'd downloaded a virus right into his system, he got feverishly hot.

Kelly Moran

#21. A girl needs options. To me, video games are like shoes. But with more pixels and a plot.

Annie Bellet

#22. I was a theater geek, and I was a surly cheerleader, and that's really kind of a contradiction.

Natalie Zea

#23. I'm a tech geek.

Henry Louis Gates

#24. I think we all have different moods - a nerd one day and cool the next. I think everyone has an inner geek, and I know I definitely do.

Kaley Cuoco

#25. And there I was, 225 pounds, perpetually lost and confused, short legs, ape-like upper body, all chest, no neck, head too large, blurred eyes, hair uncombed, 6 feet of geek, waiting for her.

Charles Bukowski

#26. I still am a geek, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I see no shame in having an unhealthy obsession with something.

David Tennant

#27. Manager! Have brain - use it!

Gerry Geek

#28. I'm kind of a comic book geek, but I'm not really a super hero comic book geek.

Eric Kripke

#29. Oh, sure. Let me just ask my geek brother to stop slaying zombie ninjas for a few hours so I can borrow the PC and catch up on my Victorian horror lit.

Kelly Creagh

#30. The way I see it, everyone's a Geek of some sort. Football, films, music - it doesn't matter what the interest is; if you're fascinated by it, then you're a Geek. Simple as that.

Andy Robb

#31. I'm a big comic book geek and I've been reading comic books since pretty much since I was five or six in 1971 or something like that. So, I mean, I read it all and there's certainly a lot of different iterations of Superman that I personally have enjoyed more than others.

David S.Goyer

#32. Po's [Kung Fu Panda] unending enthusiasm is something we wish we could have. We can't help but root for him because of his geek energy.

Jennifer Yuh Nelson

#33. You just don't speak geek. That's okay, I can train you.

Alanea Alder

#34. I'm a Nintendo geek, so I'm a pretty big Nintendo fan.

Warren Spector

#35. I had the standard movie geek childhood, because for as long as I can remember, all I wanted to do was make movies.

Paul Thomas Anderson

#36. Books are where the true magic happens.

Jen Wilde

#37. I was definitely a choir and theater geek.

Michelle Branch

#38. I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn't have the hot girlfriend. I wasn't ever sought after. I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court when I tried that.

Josh Brolin

#39. I'm a geek. I love SF and fantasy. I listen to metal. I follow the Oakland Raiders and the Orlando Magic.

John Joseph Adams

#40. So now books were her only friends. She'd read Lord of the Rings so often she could recite whole scenes by memory.
It was not a skill that aided one in becoming popular.

Kristin Hannah

#41. I stole comic books from my brother when I was a kid, but I was never like an avid fan. I can't claim to be like a comic book geek.

Anna Kendrick

#42. The band geek has liquor?

Jennifer Estep

#43. I feel fantastically geeky. [But] I'm not one of those people who's enormously proud of being a geek, but nor am I particularly ashamed of it.

China Mieville

#44. Our stories are drive by who we are and what we do, and not by the events that happens to us.

Holly Smale

#45. Beware of geeks, you know, bearing formulas.

Howard Warren Buffett

#46. Being a sci-fi geek, it was just lovely to be on a show where I pretend I'm in outer space. That's always been my dream: to pretend to be out in space or actually be out in space.

Ming-Na Wen

#47. I've always been a geek, so I've always used the Internet, perhaps at first for autopromotion, as many authors do.

Tatiana De Rosnay

#48. I wouldn't call myself a geek, but I do sometimes teach Mommy and Daddy stuff about computers. And I do watch TV, but only informative programmes like the news and documentaries.

Adora Svitak

#49. I was a huge fantasy geek growing up. I was the dungeon master in my D&D game.

David Benioff

#50. She smiles at me. "You're the biggest geek I've ever known." When she says it, I hear pride in her voice. To Lola, this is the ultimate praise.

Christina Lauren

#51. I want to hear from the creature who isn't blessed with unbelievable good looks and incredible genes. I want to hear from the geek girl, the forgotten girl, the invisible girl and the miserable girl.

Shirley Manson

#52. I'm a science fiction geek from birth - that's just who I am.

Joss Whedon

#53. That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...

Michael R. Underwood

#54. The substance of what it means to be a geek is essentially someone who's brave enough to love something against judgment. The heart of being a geek is a little bit of rejection.

Felicia Day

#55. Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.

Sorin Suciu

#56. Dude, you're such a geek. And that's coming from an overweight Star Trek fan who scored a 5 on the AP Calculus test. So you know your condition is grave

John Green

#57. We can arrange class time with, um, minimum interaction."

That's perfect. The part where the interacting is all minimum-y," Montgomery said eagerly.

That was almost a Buffyism," Mica pointed out to Ellen.

Almost," Ellen admitted grudgingly.

Tracy Lynn

#58. You are never the same person stepping out of a book, that you were when you first stepped in.

Shandy L. Kurth

#59. Having friends who are records nerds - that's the best thing you can do, have a record-geek friend to take you far.

Devendra Banhart

#60. I really hope that we'll have a sustainable future on this planet, I really do. So I probably geek out mostly about learning more about how potentially we can hopefully make that happen, hopefully we're not too far lost.

Ellen Page

#61. I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting.

Felicia Day

#62. Borges was unapologetically smart and equally sentimental; a proto-geek, blind to distinctions between low pulp fiction and high criticism, experimental but never arch, and always playful, with a humor as dry as dust.

John Hodgman

#63. I always felt that sci-fi and fantasy were my thing. Bit of a geek, I'm afraid. But I like creating worlds, and I felt it was a genre that gave me more freedom. It just seemed like I belonged there.

Samantha Shannon

#64. I wasn't a comic book geek as a kid. I read some, but it was just like, "Oh, I have this comic book here." It wasn't like I was collecting them.

Chadwick Boseman

#65. The sad fact is, there are 7.220.400.641 people on the planet, but right now I haven't got a single one to talk to.

Holly Smale

#66. My father was a ham radio geek, and I remember the glow of the vacuum tubes from a Hammarlund receiver that became a hand-me-down to me.

Bre Pettis

#67. Never underestimate the power of a well-placed apostrophe.

Holly Smale

#68. Have I mentioned you are the hottest geek I've ever known ?

J.R. Ward

#69. I'm quite comfortable with being a geek. I've been a geek since high school.

James Marsters

#70. I was really lucky for the friends that I had and loved every minute of it. I don't think I was a geek, but I loved the studies and we had a really good theater company at our school.

Jenna Coleman

#71. I was a total theater geek in high school, no question. I was cast in 'Godspell' freshman year - with Vanessa Williams, by the way. She and I are still friends. We went to high school together.

Dan Bucatinsky

#72. Hey, I'm a computer geek, not a hero.

~Jack Farley

Vicki Lewis Thompson

#73. Why do you always rescue me?" - "Every Cinderella needs a fairy godmother. But sometimes your fairy godmother needs you right back.

Holly Smale

#74. Execution strategies: do / buy / delegate / forget.

Gerry Geek

#75. I would definitely line up for 'The Lord of the Rings.' I'm a huge 'Lord of the Rings' geek.

Kunal Nayyar

#76. Don't know if I'm a nerd - I'm more of a geek.

Oren Peli

#77. I am learning to forgive my inner geek, and even value him as a free man.

Kenny Loggins

#78. I am a geek dad, believe me. I've got my iPad with me; I've got my iPhone 4; I've got my Xbox. I love technology and I want to feel like I'm living in the future, and these devices help me feel that way.

Dee Bradley Baker

#79. My Best Friend and I have spent plenty of time together, despite me being in my First Ever Relationship. This is because friends should always come first.

Holly Smale

#80. Master Dung's study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an obligingly flatulent gnat had happened nearby.

Sorin Suciu

#81. Me, Eric the science geek, in the same house as Kelly the man-eater?

Cambria Hebert

#82. I've never related to the work geek at all-it sounds much more horrible than nerd. Like a freak biting a chicken's head off in a sideshow.

Jonathan Lethem

#83. But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

Michael R. Underwood

#84. I'm a serious geek. I mean I seriously want to own a unicorn when I'm older ... or a Pegasus ... yeah Pegasus sounds better.

Henry Cavill

#85. When I was a kid, I was a bit of a space geek. I loved the space program and all things NASA. I would read books about our solar system; I had pictures of the Space Shuttle on my bedroom wall. And yes, I even went to Space Camp.

Simon Sinek

#86. Why do women love The Princess Bride so much? Here's a thought: because its hero, Westley, is able to simultaneously fill the roles of dashing romantic adventurer and seriously devoted (maybe even borderline henpecked) fiance.

Stephen H. Segal

#87. Twitter's been interesting. I'm kind of a tech geek, but I've never been a Facebook or Twitter guy. Surprisingly, I've really enjoyed Twitter because I get to connect with fans.

Reid Scott

#88. I'm a little bit of a geek - I have to be the first person to get new things when they come out. I always want to buy and try new gadgets.

Tom Felton

#89. I love music, and I love drumlines. I like school bands a lot. There's nothing wrong with cheerleading, but I'd rather be a band geek. It's a little more interesting.

Jurnee Smollett

#90. Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.

Michael R. Underwood

#91. I'm a geek who loves fashion. There's been a reinvention of the word geek. It means being passionate about anything that's under the radar or sort of frowned upon, like Comic-Con.

Kristen Bell

#92. Don't dis the geek," J.J. said, turning his attention back to his laptop. "Diamonds are overrated; we are actually a girl's best friend.

Robert J. Crane

#93. I was such a geek in school.

Katherine Jenkins

#94. You need to stop caring what people who don't matter think of you. Be who you are and let everybody else be who they are. Differences are a good thing.

Holly Smale

#95. To put it mildly, Beer Geeks are particular about the beer they drink. They don't waste time, money, and liver capacity on bad beer, and they put a formidable amount of thought into the beer they consume. But consume they do, and impressively well.

Patrick Dawson

#96. I'm a history geek and I love American history. It's so bizarre and so problematic and I love the many conundrums that it represents. You can go down so many black holes.

Matana Roberts

#97. Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.

Adam Savage

#98. It is an indisputable fact that the more expensive something is, the better it is.

Patrick Dawson

#99. I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek.

Jon Cryer

#100. Yep, I'm a geek. Ever since I got the Millennium Falcon for Christmas in 1978. And I still have it, in perfect condition, just without the box ... but I still play with it!

Joseph Gatt

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