Funny Wet Sayings

#1. There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone wanted to torture me until I told them a critical piece of information, all they would have to do is get my socks wet. It feels terrible.

Lemony Snicket

#2. What the hell is your problem?" Sputtered Jason, pushing his wet hair back from his face.
"Oh I don't know. One minute you're kissing my girlfriend and the next you're throwing her down a hill.

Kathleen Peacock

#3. As the architecture of a country always follows the earliest structures, American architecture should be a refinement of the log-house. The Egyptian is so of the cavern and the mound; the Chinese, of the tent; the Gothic, of overarching trees; the Greek, of a cabin.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#4. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

Edwin Arlington Robinson

#5. What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.

Frances Winkler

#6. My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.

Nenia Campbell

#7. Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

Mark Twain

#8. I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?"
"Me and the whole PD heard about your wet bra, so I'm assuming your panties are wet too.

Rachel Brookes

#9. You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.

Dylan Moran

#10. A wise man told me don't argue with fools. Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who.

Jay-Z

#11. It's easier and more cost effective to maintain good health, than to regain it once it's lost.

Kenneth H. Cooper

#12. Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

D.J. MacHale

#13. Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

#14. Any man who talks about his love affairs thereby proves he is ignorant of love and is moved only by vanity.

Stendhal

#15. We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

Bernard Manning

#16. The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.

Murray Walker

#17. I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

Dr. Seuss

#18. I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#19. How very wet this water is.

L. Frank Baum

#20. Everybody asks me this, whether I'm slightly annoyed that I didn't get to kiss Johnny Depp We would have laughed.

Kate Winslet

#21. Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.

Selma Diamond

#22. Man always thinks about the past before he dies, as if he were frantically searching for proof that he truly lived.

Jet Black

#23. So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.

Rick Riordan

#24. I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.

Kurt Fuller

#25. Italy and Spain really are not my countries.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

#26. Its mouth was wide and its teeth were wickedly pointed. He managed a brief "Hey!" and jerked away from the window ... just as the rat hit the glass with a furry, wet thump. It slid down to the alley one floor below, where it staggered around in stunned surprise.

Michael Scott

#27. If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

Steven Wright

#28. I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser

Diana Gabaldon

#29. The very fact that the youthful soul feels insecure strengthens its active aspiration to master its insecurity.

Helene Deutsch