Funny Weatherman Sayings

#1. But a library is a gorgeous language that you will never speak fluently.

Elizabeth McCracken

#2. Mexico is offering a $3.8 million reward for information leading to the capture of the escaped billionaire drug lord, El Chapo. Mexico said they'll get the money by borrowing it from El Chapo.

Conan O'Brien

#3. The day when a sportsman stops thinking above all else of the happiness in his own effort and the intoxication of the power and physical balance he derives from it, the day when he lets considerations of vanity or interest take over, on this day his ideal will die.

Pierre De Coubertin

#4. When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.

Matt LeBlanc

#5. The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Bill Cosby

#6. A mother's job is to prop open all possible doors for her children.

Lauren Groff

#7. In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Bob Hope

#8. A compassionate heart still feels anger, greed, jealousy, and other such emotions. But it accepts them for what they are with equanimity, and cultivates the strength of mind to let them arise and pass without identifying with or acting upon them.

Stephen Batchelor

#9. I think my biggest problem was, as a celebrity on a TV show, you get an inflated ego and you think you're the center of the universe.

Kirk Cameron

#10. A lot of people think I live in a soul bubble.

Mayer Hawthorne

#11. I use myself for each part. Naturally, it's my body, it's my soul, it's my feelings. That's the only way I know how to work. I couldn't pretend.

Lena Olin

#12. If we have our eyes upon ourselves, our problems, and our pain, we cannot lift our eyes upward. A child looks up when he's walking with his father, and the same should be true for the Christian.

Billy Graham