Funny Walk Away Quotes

#1. So sweetly she bade me adieu, I thought that she bade me return.

William Shenstone

#2. Adults are living increasingly as children: completely in their imaginations. Reading Harry Potter while every newspaper in the country goes out of business. They know so little that is real.

Lorrie Moore

#3. Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a "void". Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they'll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they're nowhere to be found.

Nicole McKay

#4. You either trust me or you don't. I've never let you down, and I won't walk away unless you make me. Period. Now, unless you have a real emergency, I'd like to get back to my vacation. And my corpse, thanks.

Jeaniene Frost

#5. I feel I'm discovering something new, a different rhythm, and I guess these rhythms have a lot to do with walking, too, but it's a longer trajectory now. I'm traveling greater distances with each sentence. But I don't write about walking that much anymore.

Paul Auster

#6. There ain't no devil, just God when he's drunk.

Tom Waits

#7. The greatest leaders are reluctant ones who lead because they realize that no one else seems willing to step up.

Orrin Woodward

#8. Well, yeah, you listen to a talking snake and there's gonna be trouble.

Mike Mignola

#9. I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon.

Richelle Mead

#10. I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.

Meghan Ciana Doidge

#11. Ah! Yes, the truth, that ingenious concoction of desirability of appearance.

Anatole France

#12. Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Steve Martin

#13. I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

Greg Behrendt

#14. Science cannot avert a single thunderbolt.

Camille Paglia

#15. A Lesson on Elementary, Worldly Wisdom As It Relates To Investment Management & Business

Charlie Munger

#16. The idea that America, whose oil production has been declining for the past 40 years, is now on track to become the world's biggest producer by 2015 is still hard to grasp.

Roger Altman

#17. Men can beat each other to a pulp and still walk away friends. With a woman, once an enemy, always an enemy. Women will sit like a spider, for years, waiting for the chance to strike. They never forget and seldom forgive.

Sherrilyn Kenyon