Funny Uterus Quotes

#1. It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most tortuous, and arousing death in the history of the world.

Cora Carmack

#2. That great, mighty current of evolution which is advancing the life of everything in creation is simply invincible - no one can resist it.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#3. If you took every tear cried by everyone on earth on one single day and put them in a container, how big would that container need to be? Could you fill a water tower? Three water towers? It's one of those unknowable things. There has to be an answer, but we'll never know what it is.

Rebecca Stead

#4. The purpose of freedom is to create it for others. Prison desk calendar, written on Robben Island, June 2, 1979

Nelson Mandela

#5. Why, even Death stands still and waits an hour for such a will.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

#6. At this point in my life, I am the joy that I've fought for

Danielle LaPorte

#7. I didn't spend a whole lot of time here, but I had the seven best years of my career in this city and having an attachment here 20-some odd years later is pretty special to me.

Paul Coffey

#8. Stomach-sleepers like me were in retreat from reality, given to dark perception and the meditative arts. This

Jeffrey Eugenides

#9. Auntie An-mei had cried before she left for China, thinking she would make her brother very rich and happy by communist standards. But when she got home, she cried to me that everyone had a palm out and she was the only one who left with an empty hand.

Amy Tan

#10. Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight

Jenn Cooksey

#11. Was your mom a gardener?' I asked innocently.
'What?' Ren's mouth hung open slightly.
'Because a face like yours belongs planted on the ground.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#12. In many cases, women need to be more open to taking risks in their careers.2

Sheryl Sandberg

#13. Every Communist working in the mass movements should be a friend of the masses and not a boss over them, an indefatigable teacher and not a bureaucratic politician.

Mao Zedong

#14. You look like you bin whupped with a ugly stick.

Bo Diddley

#15. Being willing to listen to others and let them speak into our lives is a critical attitude leaders must have. It is not weakness to get good advice - it is strength to seek it out.

Wayde Goodall