Funny Trivia Sayings

#1. One lives to find out.

Mark Twain

#2. I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps.

Roz Chast

#3. I could easily go one or two days without realizing that I'm so, so hungry. That's the negative outcome of what I've become.

Takeru Kobayashi

#4. Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.

Ashleigh Brilliant

#5. If H. P. Lovecraft and H. L. Mencken had ever collaborated, they might have come up with something like The Edge of Reason. This one will delight thinkers-and outrage true believers-of all stripes.

George R R Martin

#6. I came "here" to get "there." Do I have any fucking clue what "there" is? Hell the fuck no. I'm just trying to live in a world of the dead.

Robert Kirkman

#7. 1974 was a crazy, hazy time for Alan Partridge. The Sixties had come to East Anglia and it was a time of free thinking, free love and in my case free university accommodation.

Alan Partridge

#8. I knew I always wanted to sing.

David Ruffin

#9. I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.

Kevin Hearne

#10. In his late forties, an age when men settle to comforts and seek a firm base, Paul began his roughest travels.

John Charles Pollock

#11. And then there was an explosion.

Adrienne Kress

#12. I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.

Pharrell Williams

#13. Paranoia reduces anxiety and guilt by transferring to the other all the characteristics one does not want to recognize in oneself. It is maintained by selective perception and recall. We only see and acknowledge those negative aspects of the enemy that support the stereotype we have already created.

Sam Keen