Adrienne Kress Quotes

#1. Did you shoot me again sweetheart?

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#2. I had the best image of several dragons sitting on a couch crying into a microphone ...

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#3. There they go, my friend, right into the sunset. And even though it happens to be overcast at the moment, let's pretend it isn't, because it's just that much nicer.

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#4. He would rock back and forth in his chair, making sure it squeaked ominously. He always found a chair that squeaked ominously. He was so good at squeaking ominously that he managed to make year-six teacher number two burst into tears.

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#5. Note to self: Never leave home without glitter.

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#6. And, my friend, above all things, you most definitely, definitely, do not get away with stepping over the red rope.

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#7. Her brain, which had up until then still been in the shower, toweled off and joined her on the beach. It whispered a tiny thought to her and then went to dry its hair.

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#8. And then there was an explosion.

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#9. Sing 'em to remember.
Sing 'em because you remember.

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