Funny Sciatica Quotes

#1. 'Indiana Jones' wasn't physically tough, but they are the only two films I've ever been ill on. On 'The Last Crusade,' I got sciatica. That's when the sciatic nerve, which goes through the funny hole in your pelvis down your leg, swells and rubs against the nerves.

John Rhys-Davies

#2. The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

Oliver Goldsmith

#3. Powerful groups with anti-Christian worldviews dominate major media and major educational institutions.

Marvin Olasky

#4. Because you make me better. You make me-you make me feel like I matter. Like my life matters. I feel like, with you, I can do anything in the world. That we can do anything in the world. And we will.

Charles Sheehan-Miles

#5. Discord generally operates in little things; it is inflamed ... by contrariety of taste oftener than principles.

Samuel Johnson

#6. Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker.
-Dan Cahill

Gordon Korman

#7. Who I am, what I am, is the culmination of a lifetime of reading, a lifetime of stories. And there are still so many more books to read. I'm a work in progress.

Sarah Addison Allen

#8. From an early age I've written songs and played the piano.

Ella Henderson

#9. To strengthen the power of love, love those who do not deserve.

Debasish Mridha

#10. Pitry regrets not defining the phrase "other side of the hill" more precisely. As he marches along the wandering paths, it increasingly feels like this hill keeps producing other sides out of nowhere for him, none of which bear any sign of civilization. At

Robert Jackson Bennett

#11. There seemed to be something tragic in a friendship so coloured by romance.

Oscar Wilde

#12. No, but you're the most beautiful thing I've seen in the morning sun.

Jamie McGuire

#13. Life is too short to be busy.

Tim Kreider