Funny Rude Christmas Quotes

#1. Everything used to revolve around the sun; now I knew it all revolved around me-slowly, blissfully, squinting its eyes.

Yevgeny Zamyatin

#2. There's no legislation with regards to abortion that I'm familiar with that would become part of my agenda.

Mitt Romney

#3. I wanted to make sure you were fine ... and that he was okay, too. You didn't, like, stab the boy, did you? I mean, I totally disapprove of murdering hotties, but if you need help burying the body, you know I'll bring the shovel.

Kody Keplinger

#4. That earns him a smack with my book bag.
"Ow." He clutches his arm. "What do you have in there? Books?" A grin snakes across his face. "I like my women feisty."
He adds, "I like my broken.

Julie Anne Peters

#5. If you don't have a base - you can't not have a spiritual base and survive. That's probably what has kept me out of the tabloids. Then I go home, I've got a family, and I keep my wife in front of my head.

Steve Harvey

#6. Normal social behavior requires that we be able to recognize identities in spite of change. Unless we can do so, there can be no human society as we know it.

Kenneth L. Pike

#7. Jesus' call to commitment is clear: He wants all or nothing.

Francis Chan

#8. The darkest hour is always just before dawn." Sometimes in our darkest hour we can feel so hopeless, so rejected, so unloved, unwanted and discarded, but imagine when dawn eventually arrived, how we could shine!!

Lynette Ferreira

#9. Ours is a just cause; victory will be ours!

Joseph Stalin

#10. I have invented the Thermometer style.

Josef Albers

#11. I don't go to clubs. I don't know what club mixes are supposed to sound like.

Kenny G

#12. My dream is to do something like the female Bourne, and do something in that world. To mix that high level of drama with the covert operation, conspiracy theory spy world fascinates me and it's so interesting. It's fun to do it.

Ali Larter

#13. America is the very incarnation of doom. She will drag the whole world down to the bottomless pit. He

Henry Miller

#14. The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

Confucius

#15. Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking ... a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.

Sophie Kinsella