Top 13 Funny Ghetto Christmas Quotes
#1. Yes, life was very sweet and cosy with Scarlett - as long as she had her own way
Margaret Mitchell
#2. We both must burn this midnight oil together. You're just as new to me as I am you.
Andrew
Laura Kreitzer
#3. God has revealed Himself in the Book called the Bible.
Billy Graham
#4. It's important to run not on the fast track, but on your track. Pretend that you have only six months to live, and make three lists: the things you have to do, want to do, and neither have to do nor want to do. Then, for the rest of your life, forget everything on the third list.
Mike Davies
#5. Life was like that when you were fifteen and knobby-kneed and you only had a handful of choices. Your world was small and cruel and narrow-minded and breathtaking.
Colleen Curran
#7. There are men who, by their sympathetic attractions, carry nations with them, and lead the activity of the human race.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
#9. What do you love doing so much that the words failure and success essentially become irrelevant?
Elizabeth Gilbert
#10. Jean's whole job is to protect Victoria. Jean is a very practical, very orderly, very disciplined person; she is the personality called the gatekeeper.
Erika Slezak
#11. Unless our hands go hand in hand with our heads, we will be able to do nothing whatsoever.
Mahatma Gandhi
#12. I will absolutely say that whatever job I was asked to do, whatever schedule I was asked to work, it is never going to be as hard as looking after a child.
Catherine Tate
#13. Cimil watched Helena disappear into the pawnshop. "Ha! Did I tell you this was gonna be drama-tastic, or what?" she said toward the roof of the car. "Just wait 'til you see what I have coming next! That vampire's gonna be so jealous, his head's going to spin like a Beyblade.
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
