Top 5 Funny Rejuvenation Quotes

#1. Are you driving this slow because you have no idea where we're going, or because you're hoping we jump out of the car & put ourselves out of our misery?

Alexandra Bracken

#2. Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

Christian Finnegan

#3. It was really quite flattering to think that minor damage to my skull could cause such a display of hydrotechnics, but at the same time it left me slightly uneasy about what my response ought to be.

Jeff Lindsay

#4. Because when we think about the real facts: 44 million Americans without health insurance, millions without jobs, a 50-year high on mortgage foreclosures, an historic high the third year in a row on personal bankruptcies.

Chaka Fattah

#5. Life's not all about money.

Ozzy Osbourne

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