Funny Playbill Quotes

#1. They'll remember you if you're the best reader in class-or if you throw up at lunch.

Cynthia Lewis

#2. When you're telling a story, the best stories, every character has an arc. Every one. And that arc is usually about finding yourself, or about at least finding something about yourself that you didn't know.

Roy Conli

#3. There are a lot of things to my game I can still improve, but everyone can.

Caroline Wozniacki

#4. The imagination of a master
will never be thought
only be written.
Petra Hermans
October 16, 2016

Petra Hermans

#5. Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

P. J. O'Rourke

#6. [Lynda's mother] You're stupid and you don't know it, that's you're problem. You talk, talk, talk, all the time. No one wants to listen to an idiot.

[Young Lynda] Uh. OK. Thanks, Mom.

Lynda Barry

#7. Maybe," he said in a slow, rural drawl, "you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy."
"Well," I said, "if you're going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn't it.

Jim Butcher

#8. Brutha tried to put it out of his mind, which was like trying to empty a bucket underwater.

Terry Pratchett

#9. A highly learned man has two sources of happiness: either he abandons all earthly interests, or else he possesses much which could be abandoned.

Akkineni Nagarjuna

#10. Nothing is easier for passion than to overcome reason, but the greatest triumph is to conquer a man's own interests.

Jean De La Bruyere

#11. Anger is a brief lunacy.

Horace

#12. It's the circle of life, and it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love, 'till we find our place, on the path unwinding.

Elton John

#13. The greatest generation was formed first by the Great Depression. They shared everything - meals, jobs, clothing.

Tom Brokaw

#14. No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Kin Hubbard

#15. 'Shun security,' I advise aspiring novelists when they complain to me that they are stuck. 'Get disoriented. Maybe your agonizing writing block isn't agonizing enough. Your enemy is comfort.'

John Burdett