Funny Pilosopo Quotes

#1. Be a guiding light in the darkness of hatred.

Debasish Mridha

#2. I recall the night that President McKinley died. I was working at the time at a theatre in St. Louis. The oppressive feeling was in the air. I could not make the people laugh.

Al Jolson

#3. To become successful, first learn how to be happy. Too many think that the route to happiness is to get successful

Robin Sharma

#4. Some men will spin out a long prayer telling God who and what he is, or they pray out a whole system of divinity. Some people preach, others exhort the people, till everybody wishes they would stop, and God wishes so, too, most undoubtedly.

Charles Grandison Finney

#5. Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.

Peter Arno

#6. Every man expects some miracle - either from his mind or from his body or from someone else or from events.

Paul Valery

#7. Watching Annie walk was better than a bowl of your favorite ice cream on a scorching-hot summer day.
"Are you staring at my ass, Wilder?"
"Yup."
She chuckled. "Okay, but I get my turn on the way back.

Candis Terry

#8. Friendship is not a gift, but is the result of hard work.

Myles Munroe

#9. Change only happens in the present moment. The past is already done. The future is just energy and intention.

Kino MacGregor

#10. Our subconscious mind stores all our negative beliefs, complexes and behavioral patterns

Sunday Adelaja

#11. Two weeks to change the world, fourteen days to destroy it.

Markus Zusak

#12. My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children.

Caitlin Moran

#13. Avoid success at all costs

Simon Peyton Jones

#14. There is a breed of men out there, you know, who are attracted to strong women. They just don't know what to do once they win us over.

Lisa Gardner