Top 19 Funny Pee Quotes
#1. I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, "No, I will not urinate in your mouth." At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee - and get a drink of water.
Dora J. Arod
#2. I should stalk over there and pee around his table to stake my claim. Wait ... what? Jeez, Kacey.
K.A. Tucker
#3. Henry Ford had the additional distinction of being the only American mentioned favorably in Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler's memoir of 1925.
Bill Bryson
#4. I can smell burning flesh ... and I hope to God it's human.
Steven Morrissey
#5. I scoop a clattering cascade of green apple Jelly Bellys into the white paper bag and remember when we were seven. I got stung by a jellyfish. Tim cried because his mother, and mine, wouldn't let him pee on my leg, which he'd heard was an antidote to the sting.
Huntley Fitzpatrick
#6. Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?
John Green
#7. You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
Tara Sivec
#8. I guess none of us will get through this without some terrible sin. This will be mine.
Katherine Applegate
#10. In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
Louis Tomlinson
#11. A love of books has opened so many doors for me. Stories have inspired me and taught me to aspire.
Malorie Blackman
#12. I've seen with my own students, community colleges offer an affordable route to four-year college degrees and good paying jobs.
Jill Biden
#13. We pray with sometimes unseemly insistence for specific things to happen. We give no thought to the myriad ways in which they might come to pass.
John Burgess
#14. Let me just be in the ground.
Let me just be in the ground and go to sleep.
Joan Didion
#15. Shadowhunters lived through scars. Sometimes he thought they lived for them.
Cassandra Clare
#16. Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to gaze from shore upon another's great tribulation; not because any man's troubles are a delectable joy, but because to perceive you are free of them yourself is pleasant.
Lucretius
#17. Do you like being teased?" I whispered.
"I enjoy previews," he said, the words confident, but his voice rough with arousal.
-Merit and Ethan
Chloe Neill
#19. There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
Tammy Blackwell
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