Funny Mammogram Sayings

#1. All good things were formerly bad things; every original sin has turned into an original virtue.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#2. Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."

Rita Rudner

#3. But if you work and care and are watchful, as we have tried to be for you, then in the long run the worse will never, ever, triumph over the better.

Susan Cooper

#4. It pays to be nice. Maybe not right away, but someday.

Tom Angleberger

#5. I love big ensemble shows where there are a lot of things going on and you have to really pay attention because there's a lot of nuanced work and universal themes are being explored.

Janina Gavankar

#6. I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#7. If there were any people safe to criticize, they'd be politicians and child molesters, doncha think?

Neal Boortz

#8. For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

Steven Wright

#9. As my editor had no desire to frighten readers with the Romanian pages, he had them translated and published the whole thing in French in 1984. It was only years later, in Romania, that I was able to publish the book as I wrote it.

Dumitru Tepeneag

#10. Any job that allows me to use my pure water cleaning system and water fed pole is one I love. The wow factor for the customer after we [New View Window Cleaning] are done and they can't believe what we did with "just water and a brush" is something I never tire of.

Tony Evans

#11. I shook my head. "After a while, quantum mechanics starts to affect your worldview." "What does this mean?" "The more research I did, the less I believed." "In quantum mechanics?" "No," I said. "In the world.

Ted Kosmatka

#12. You're trying to block out every bit of noise. But people are made of noise, Mac. The world is full of noise. And finding quiet isn't about pushing everything out. It's just about pulling yourself in.

Victoria Schwab