Funny Leg Pain Quotes

#1. So what's it to be, Bear?"
Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh.
"By golly, I'll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sign my hairy ass up for that and don't be late.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. To rectify past blunders is impossible, but we might profit by the experience of them.

George Washington

#3. You can go to hell
I'm going to Texas.

Davy Crockett

#4. When you have a Dancing partner, there's always gonna be a moment where the girl's gonna cry, Ginger didn't do that. But, most every other girl I've worked with have cried because they said "aah, I can't do it" and I have to go "Yes, you can, Shut up!" and they do do it.

Fred Astaire

#5. The devil wipes his breech with poor folks' pride.

Benjamin Franklin

#6. I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull themselves up off the ground with as I scream in pain.

Jim Gaffigan

#7. Fear of life in one form or another is the great thing to exorcise.

William James

#8. I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do.

Darynda Jones

#9. Can we get a whiteboard,like on Law and Order?" Andrea asked.
Dick nodded. "I was thinking official 'Keep Jane from Being Murdered Task Force' T-shirts.

Molly Harper

#10. The goalkeeper plays in a psychological position, and he's dealing with mental things. I wanted to describe the things I've done wrong and, most of all, what I've done right, so that other people, including those in other professions, could learn from my experiences.

Oliver Kahn

#11. The sick do not ask if the hand that smoothes their pillow is pure, nor the dying care if the lips that touch their brow have known the kiss of sin.

Oscar Wilde

#12. It's always good to go home. It's strengthening to see your past and know you have someplace to go where you're part of a people.

John Trudell