Funny Kfc Quotes

#1. Ending up in the right place in this debate requires starting in the right place. The right place to start is the proper discrimination of what judges are supposed to do, and the rest of the process should reflect this judicial job description.

Orrin Hatch

#2. It is necessary to understand who you are

Sunday Adelaja

#3. Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told.

Celia Rivenbark

#4. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

Henry Beard

#5. The penalty for planting the wrong thing in the wrong place is death.

Cassandra Danz

#6. Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them.

George Herbert

#7. If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

#8. The stars don't look bigger, but they do look brighter.

Sally Ride

#9. It's easier to write about Socrates than about a young woman or a cook.

Anton Chekhov

#10. When I meet a woman whose energy falters at the first barrier,she seems to fade beside my mother.

Andrew Sean Greer

#11. I am a big Dragon fan. I've said it before- And I was fortunate enough to be born a Dragon in the Chinese Horocope ...

Peter Jackson

#12. We have exchanged love of family and home for cyberfriends and living in constant motion that robs the soul from memories - and perhaps from that still, small voice that longs to be heard.

Billy Graham

#13. The high-minded man does not bear grudges, for it is not the mark of a great soul to remember injuries, but to forget them.

Aristotle.

#14. Whoever's drunkest gets on the drums.

Al Jourgensen