Cassandra Danz Quotes

#1. I think the Big Bang theory must have been invented by a man. A woman would have wanted it to take longer and insisted on a commitment.

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#2. She said that the planting of trees, like the education of children, was a gift to the future.

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#3. That hedge provides almost complete privacy from cars and pedestrians, and I would bet he and his wife do it more than the national average.

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#4. Pines and spruces can't be sheared like yew or hemlock, but they are stately in large landscapes, where their eventual size is a plus. (But they are a nightmare in small yards, where their eventual size is like having a brontosaurus nesting in the front yard.)

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#5. The penalty for planting the wrong thing in the wrong place is death.

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#6. Soap wasn't invented until the Romans, who also invented interesting sex. (Since my editor informs me that a gardening book is not a proper venue for discussions of interesting sex, I will go into this topic in more detail when I write my private memoirs, 'A Petunia Named Desire').

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