Top 13 Funny Jousting Quotes
#1. I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.
Penn Jillette
#2. Remain alert about your blindness, about your fear, about your ignorance, and just your alertness will dispel
the whole darkness of blindness, of fear, of ignorance.
Rajneesh
#3. Those having the most time to devote to a line of endeavor usually become the most proficient.
George Ade
#4. ...for most men are unaware that what is in the power of magicians to accomplish, that the heart can also accomplish by dint of love and bravery.
Joseph Bedier
#5. I do not believe that the Duke will find those terms acceptable. Might I convince you to reconsider - "
"Dear God, go faul yourself, you self-important gecko!
S.G. Night
#6. I always say the same thing - believe in what you do, do it, and don't veer away from the truth of it.
Daryl Hall
#7. I'm 5 foot 7, and I've got pasty white skin. I don't think I'm ugly, don't get me wrong, but I'm not your classic lead man, Brad Pitt guy.
James McAvoy
#8. I wonder how many people I've looked at all my life and never seen.
John Steinbeck
#9. A lot of people are writing poems and don't realize it. They have this limited idea of how the poem should sound or what subjects it should address.
Matthea Harvey
#10. I want Dubai to be a place where everybody from all over the world meets each other, don't think of fighting or hate, just love it, enjoy their sport, and that's it.
Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum
#12. We stand the risk of failure, because you refused to take risks. So life demands risks.
Sunday Adelaja
#13. I don't watch the nightly newscasts on TV ... nor do I watch the endless hours of people giving their opinion about things. I don't read the editorial pages; I don't read the columnists. It can be a frustrating experience to pay attention to somebody's false opinion.
George W. Bush
