Top 58 George Ade Quotes
#1. I am thoroughly tired of the fable style of narrative and shall do my best to get up something entirely different and possibly little more worthy.
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#2. Mark Twain on George Ade's writing: I have been reading him [Ade] again, and my admiration overflows all limits. How effortless the limning! It is as if the work did itself, without help of the master's hand.
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#3. Those having the most time to devote to a line of endeavor usually become the most proficient.
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#4. The only literary men are those who have to work at it.
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#5. She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
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#6. The only city people are those born so.
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#7. It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
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#8. After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.
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#9. In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.
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#10. Always interline a contract before signing it, merely to impress the Party of the First Part. The one who puts his signature to Articles of Agreement drawn up by the other fellow is establishing a dangerous precedent.
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#11. A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out
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#12. Opportunity knocks once at every man's door and then keeps on knocking.
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#13. A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
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#14. As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.
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#15. Those who are entitled to it get it sooner or later.
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#16. The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
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#17. A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
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#18. If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
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#19. If you have to be burned at the stake, be a good fellow and collect your own fire-wood.
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#20. The higher they fly the harder they fall.
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#21. If a man does not go about his work with enthusiasm, it means that he has not yet found a work that he likes. Every mortal is a busy bee when he comes to the task that Destiny has set aside for him.
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#22. Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!
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#24. It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.
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#25. Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
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#26. A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
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#27. A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.
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#29. To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
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#30. The first sign of extravagance is to buy trousers that one does not need.
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#31. Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
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#32. Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.
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#33. Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home for wearing what you like.
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#34. One cannot rest except after steady practice.
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#35. The wealthy have nothing left except money.
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#36. The shorter the hours, the larger the income. Don't get into the habit of putting in long hours or you may be set down into a permanent subordinate position.
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#37. Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
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#38. The serpent is helpless unless he finds an apple to work with.
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#39. Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.
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#40. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but would not cost half as much during the winter months.
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#41. Even the elders can give a number of helpful hints.
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#42. Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.
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#43. One smell of brimstone makes the whole world kin.
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#44. Those who have tried meekness know the importance of being important.
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#45. Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
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#46. Never pretend to have money except when you are in straits. The poor man who pretends to have a bank account betters his credit and takes no risk. But the prosperous individual who counts his money in the street, forthwith will be invited to attend a charity bazaar.
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#47. "Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
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#48. For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
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#49. The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.
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#50. A rolling stone gathers no moss and therefore will not be derided as a moss-back. Roll as much as possible.
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#51. Give the people what they think they want.
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#52. In scattering seeds of kindness, do it by hand and not by machine.
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#53. Do not give alms promiscuously. Select the unworthy poor and make them happy. To give to the deserving is a duty, but to help the improvident, drinking class is clear generosity, so that the donor has a right to be warmed by a selfish pride and count on a most flattering obituary.
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#54. When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.
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#55. Adversity often hatches out the true nobility of character.
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#56. A bird in the hand may be worth two in the bush, but remember also that a bird in the hand is a positive embarrassment to one not in the poultry business.
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#57. One man's poison ivy,is another man's spinach.
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#58. Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
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