Funny Jazzercise Quotes

#1. Life starts with the birth; success starts with the challenge!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#2. Success demands a high level of logistical and organizational competence.

George S. Patton

#3. If something is well-written, it has a chance to be good and if it's not well-written, it will not be good. It could even become popular, but it won't be good.

Bryan Cranston

#4. My first biography was 'Our Golda: The Life of Golda Meir.' To research that book, I bought a 1905 set of encyclopedias. Those books told me what each of the places Golda Meir lived in were like when she lived there.

David A. Adler

#5. Peppermint stimulates brain activity and makes you concentrate better. Put a little peppermint oil under your nose or in a candle to get the benefits.

Eric Duck

#6. I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

Henny Youngman

#7. If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

Jesse Ventura

#8. Isn't it strange that having a dick automatically makes you a man, but having a vagina isn't enough to make me a woman?

Christina Engela

#9. When I say my name

I hear a burned-down church.

Bob Hicok

#10. Apple makes really good products, and Samsung makes really good products. It's really a two-horse race. Where I think Apple is exposed: the price points of Apple's products are just so high by comparison with Samsung's.

John Sculley

#11. A very crude difference between novels and poetry is that novels are about other people and poetry is about yourself.

Philip Larkin

#12. When you're in pain, tomorrow doesn't exist - just the pain - and the only thing that you want in the world is for it to go away.

Dan Ariely

#13. My agenda is not to reassure anybody outside Lebanon.

Najib Mikati

#14. Nevada is certainly more representative of what the entire country looks like demographically, so you really are testing how these candidates are doing across ethnicities, across genders, across cultures.

Lucy Flores