Funny Jaywalking Quotes

#1. All an arsehole knows about is shit. ~ Dogman

Joe Abercrombie

#2. I believe this all has to do with how I decide to perceive the experience. Pain is part of life and makes you who you are meant to be. I just let it flow through me, at whatever rate it decides to do so. Then I go to the hockey rink and hit a few slap shots.

Tohoru Masamune

#3. A lot of people tend to glorify the role of satire and comedians. They put them up as role models, as fighters for the truth and against tyranny, and I think that's overrated.

Bassem Youssef

#4. I open my eyes to see Ry staring at me, and my desert soul erupts with turquoise water, floods and cascades and waterfalls rushing in around my rocky parts, pushing and reshaping and filling every hidden dark spot.

Kiersten White

#5. Earth and fire and water and air
We solemnly promise, we solemnly swear
Not a word, not a hint, not a sound to declare
Earth and fire and water and air!

Hilda Lewis

#6. Desert and Death Valley were the Mecca and Al Medina

Greg Bear

#7. We tried to be all of the things ... we are not.

Andrea Portes

#8. Brevity may be the soul of wit, but not when someone's saying I love you.

Judith Viorst

#9. Looking around
there is nothing but illusion
Everything is drowned
in the oceans of illusion

Rixa White

#10. If you don't stand up for yourselves, how can you stand up for anybody else?

Gloria Steinem

#11. I'm writing to hold on to you.

Henriikka Tavi