Top 33 Funny Impossible Sayings
#2. If you go by other people's opinions or predictions,
you'll just end up talking yourself out of something.
If you're running down the track of life thinking that
it's impossible to break life's records,
those thoughts have a funny way of sinking into your feet.
Carl Lewis
#3. I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.
Charles Kuralt
#4. Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity.
Skyla Madi
#5. Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me cheese and crackers from her while we were standing in my kitchen.
Molly Harper
#6. People can say what they want about me. But I've got a big heart and will keep going.
Tyson Fury
#7. Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.
Eugene Ormandy
#8. If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it.
Mitch Hedberg
#9. It's funny: it takes a while to really get your character. It's impossible to do it on the first day. That's the same way in films; if you start shooting a film, maybe a couple weeks in, you're like, "Ah! Now I think I really get him."
Bill Skarsgard
#10. Boys! Are they always this impossible? Do they always say cryptic, indecipherable things? (Note
to self: work with Liz to adapt her boy-to-English translator into a more mobile form - like maybe a
watch or necklace.)
Ally Carter
#11. Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.
J.K. Rowling
#12. Stuart Rojstaczer writes with enormous wit, style and empathy, and The Mathematician's Shiva is a big-hearted, rollickingly funny novel that's impossible to put down. A tremendous debut.
Molly Antopol
#13. It's funny when you can actually relate to the fans on a human level and it happens all the time. People assume that's impossible. So when that happens it's a cool thing.
Kristen Stewart
#14. Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving
Mira Grant
#16. Chase said, "It was a crazy idea." An impossible idea.
"Nothing is impossible, Chase, only improbable. And when you can see into the future and manipulate people into the right places, you can accomplish amazing things."
"I think I liked the idea better when it was in my head.
Adrienne Wilder
#17. There is some sort of perverse pleasure in knowing that it's basically impossible to send a piece of hate mail through the Internet without its being touched by a gay program. That's kind of funny.
Eric Allman
#18. Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!
Lewis Carroll
#19. Shepley stomped into the apartment and slammed the door behind him. "She's fucking impossible!"
I kissed Travis on the cheek. "That's my cue."
"Good luck," Travis said.
I slid in beside America, and she huffed. "He's fucking impossible!
Jamie McGuire
#20. It's funny how much easier it is to see others' shortcomings and give advice when you're not personally involved, for it's almost impossible to see the light when you're swimming in shit.
Isabel Lopez
#21. I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor.
Chelsea Handler
#22. Unexpectedly, it was from Adrian. How r u feeling after last night? Been worried about u.
Richelle Mead
#23. You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.
Colin Quinn
#24. Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal.
David McRaney
#25. You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm.
David Eddings
#26. The train gives off an earsplitting insect hum. It seems like you're watching something physically impossible, like a person lifting a house, or hearing a joke so funny the laughter threatens to rip you apart, and then, with a puff of air, it's over. When
Matthew Amster-Burton
#27. Her conversation was like a Russian newspaper, remarkable for what is left unsaid.
Guy Thorne
#28. True friends seek together to live truer, fuller lives by relating to each other authentically and by teaching each other about the limitations of their beliefs and the defects in their character, which are a far greater source of error than mere rational confusion.
Neel Burton
#29. With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.
Dylan O'Brien
#30. The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#31. How funny your name would be if you could follow it back to where the first person thought of saying it, naming himself that, or maybe some other persons thought of it and named that person. It would be like following a river to its source, which would be impossible. Rivers have no source.
John Ashbery
#32. When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person's sensibility. It's an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it's intuitive.
Mark Leyner
#33. Goodwin has done the seemingly impossible-he has made economics comprehensible and funny.
Joel Bakan
