Funny House Building Quotes

#1. The reality is more complicated, but as with most humans, the people on Earth prefer the simple answer.

John Scalzi

#2. I found a new me. When I first came over to America, it was like, 'How can I be rich? How can I build my movie career? How can I become the most muscular man?' It was all about me, and then there was this turn, and I found it was really great to do this.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#3. Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you aren't is because you have a conscience.

Heather Chapple

#4. The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Nicole McKay

#5. Everything you do is based on the choices you make. It's not your parents, your past relationships, your job, the economy, the weather, an argument or your age that is to blame. You and only you are responsible for every decision and choice you make. Period.

Wayne Dyer

#6. I didn't think it was possible to love him more than I already did, but i was wrong. His arms are the only place where I find peace and comfort. I feel safe when they're around me, like nothing can get to me.

Alison G. Bailey

#7. I've spent the past month in Washington, D.C., and it is terrific to be back in America.

Ted Cruz

#8. You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

#9. Ah, yes. Fine. A lovely sounding word that means absolutely nothing.

Robin Benway

#10. I have to believe I got some kind of say over our lives.

Russell Crowe

#11. Every boo on the road is a cheer.

Scotty Bowman

#12. I saw a robin redbreast in Central Park today, but it turned out to be a sparrow with an exit wound.

David Letterman