Funny Hogmanay Sayings

#1. If there's one great thing I think that's happened over the years, it's that women are being accepted into a man's world in all different areas, whether it's flying an airplane or driving a race car.

Danica Patrick

#2. Each of them was better together than either of them could have been apart.

Louis De Bernieres

#3. She paints her face to hide her face. Her eyes are deep water. It is not for Geisha to want. It is not for geisha to feel. Geisha is an artist of the floating world. She dances, she sings. She entertains you, whatever you want. The rest is shadows, the rest is secret.

Arthur Golden

#4. In America, we have to learn to be patient enough to figure out what somebody is saying. Somebody might actually be saying something.

Stanley Crouch

#5. Compassion is an act of love.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. For whom is the funhouse fun? Perhaps for lovers. For Ambrose it is a place of fear and confusion.

John Barth

#7. Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water.

Bruce Lee

#8. When it comes to your inner critic, my advice is to not take advice from someone who doesn't like you. That's like returning to the perpetrator for healing after you've been abused.

Patrick Califia

#9. I will never change

Eric Turner

#10. To live is to walk beside Death but never join hands. ~ Captain Buck "Slackeye" Roberts

Kai McCarthy

#11. I never wanted to do anything else but fight, when I was a kid. I never had any broader perspective of my own perspective. I didn't know anything about anything else. I just wanted to fight until I could fight no more, and then I wanted to own a bar and drink and tell war stories.

Mike Tyson

#12. Don't even try to stop me from seeing her, Krychek," he said to the cardinal, who still hadn't spilled Silver 's location. "I'm bigger and meaner than you."

Krychek raised an eyebrow. "Bigger, yes. Meaner? Let's leave that an open question.

Nalini Singh

#13. I was born by Caesarian section ... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

Steven Wright