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Top 15 Funny Gluten Free Quotes

#1. Combat is fast, unfair, cruel, and dirty. It is meant to be that way so that the terrible experience is branded into the memory of those who are fortunate enough to survive. It is up to those survivors to ensure that the experience is recorded and passed along to those who just might want to try it.

Bruce H. Norton

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#2. I never, my producer never, we never let myself just sing. We were always trying to get the perfect vocal.

K.d. Lang

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#3. Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

Terry Pratchett

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#4. The only thing government does better than killing is lying and covering things up.

Edward Britton

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#5. Eyes whose color I would never be able to fully describe, even if I someday learn the words. The best I can do is compare it to things I do know: the heavy thickness of red gold, the smell of brass on a hot day, desire and pride.

N.K. Jemisin

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#6. There, in the Levantine crossroads between Europe, Africa, and Asia, the sovereign nation of Israel would exemplify what right looks like.

James Mikolajczyk

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#7. The state of childhood resonates with life inside a fantasy novel. If you have no control over how you spend large chunks of your day, or are at the mercy of flawed giant beings, then the desire to bend the laws of the world by magic is strong and deep.

David Mitchell

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#8. I knew that if I wanted to stop being a pushover I had to get comfortable with small rejections myself. That took some work, but because of it I can now say 'no' to other people with a clear conscience.

Beth Ditto

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#9. Bug on the wall.

Ann M. Martin

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#10. Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

Natasha Leggero

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#11. In winter, when the dismal rain
Comes down in slanting lines,
And Wind, that grand old harper, smote
His thunder-harp of pines.

Alexander Smith

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#12. Oh hell no. I've been gay since I shot out of the womb, screaming I'm never going back there!

Alexa Land

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#13. Our businesses are stable, and Fortis is on a promising trajectory. I want to assure our business partners and colleagues that I will continue to guide the organization to realize its full potential.

Shivinder Mohan Singh

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#14. It is a profound belief of mine that if you can induce a person to talk to you for long enough, on any subject whatever! sooner or later they will give themselves away.

Agatha Christie

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#15. Even while an atheist, he held some things sacred.

Philip Zaleski

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