Funny Fapping Quotes

#1. I still enjoy watching films more than making them.

Michael Winterbottom

#2. They will grow up knowing that they should be only proud about being adopted. I will consider it a parental failure if our daughters ever try to use it as some kind of excuse.

Scott Simon

#3. My grandfather was an ordinary British citizen in the time of British Raj. He used to have Bengali friends from whom I learnt Bengali.

Fahmid Hassan Prohor

#4. Physical pleasures are not associated with attachment-abhorrence; the belief in an opinion itself is attachment-abhorrence.

Dada Bhagwan

#5. I do have limits on my money. I like calling my mom to ask, "Can I have that?" Because I know I can be spending my money more wisely.

Miley Cyrus

#6. It would be wonderful if we could avoid the setbacks with timely exits, but nobody has figured out how to predict them.

Peter Lynch

#7. Judging the actions of the many by those of the one is both human and dangerous.

Sherwood Smith

#8. There may be a wrong way to do the right thing, but never a right way to do a wrong thing.

Croft M. Pentz

#9. You are my favorite dream come to life and I never want to let you go.

Terri Anne Browning

#10. Could be I've finally gone crazy, but men crazier than me have done greater things than I've ever dreamed, so we'll see where it takes me." ~ Tom Parker, Imagination Stone

Drew Bankston

#11. Comfort zones are plush lined coffins. When you stay in your plush lined coffins, you die.

Stan Dale