Top 36 Funny Fake Quotes

#1. I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny Fake Quotes #12317
#2. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Courteney Cox

Funny Fake Quotes #75579
#3. As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Funny Fake Quotes #126471
#4. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Fake Quotes #175485
#5. [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

Ilana Glazer

Funny Fake Quotes #342834
#6. Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'.

Busta Rhymes

Funny Fake Quotes #350122
#7. I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

Robert Pattinson

Funny Fake Quotes #422049
#8. I do subscribe to the maxim that generally comedy is like jazz. Either you get it or you don't. You can't learn it and you can't be taught it. I don't think that if you are not a funny person, you can fake it.

Edward Norton

Funny Fake Quotes #430131
#9. When I set out from the boy's attic window, my head was so full of competing plans and complex stratagems that I didn't look where I was going and flew straight into a chimney.
Something symbolic in that. It's what fake freedom does for you.

Jonathan Stroud

Funny Fake Quotes #433654
#10. Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.

S.K. Logsdon

Funny Fake Quotes #483062
#11. The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Funny Fake Quotes #584617
#12. I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.

Thom Yorke

Funny Fake Quotes #620824
#13. I've never heard a girl say a diamond was too big."
"I just think when they get too big they look fake."
He leans down. "I say the same thing about breasts.

Allie Everhart

Funny Fake Quotes #711529
#14. It's funny, I started by making fake American movies, 'The Transporter' and stuff like that. I was shooting in France, but everything was in English. But then afterwards, I was looking at real French movies like the Jacques Audiard movies.

Louis Leterrier

Funny Fake Quotes #758497
#15. I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin.

Becky Albertalli

Funny Fake Quotes #789308
#16. I have a bad feeling about this," she said.
"We'll fake it. And if push comes to shove, we can just sing Goober Peas and waltz around."
"Rebecca might not find that very funny."
"Rebecca is a Northerner. You can tell because there aren't any cheese straws on the snack table.

Mary Jane Hathaway

Funny Fake Quotes #801382
#17. What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So when I made the new Web site, I thought, 'I just need to make this one even more absurd.'

Jarrett J. Krosoczka

Funny Fake Quotes #803234
#18. I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food.

Laurie Halse Anderson

Funny Fake Quotes #825311
#19. I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:

Mahsati Abdul

Funny Fake Quotes #892759
#20. I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Fake Quotes #1007486
#21. I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.

Dora J. Arod

Funny Fake Quotes #1041328
#22. I am not fake, I am just to good to be true

Mahsati Abdul

Funny Fake Quotes #1061600
#23. I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

Adam Carolla

Funny Fake Quotes #1068556
#24. You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.

Rebecca McNutt

Funny Fake Quotes #1198492
#25. Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it ... it feels real."

Steven Wright

Funny Fake Quotes #1276220
#26. Sometimes fake laughing is hard once you've done a scene 18 times. I don't want to brag, but I have a reputation for being very, very good at that. It's funny finding what's challenging about acting as you go.

Allison Williams

Funny Fake Quotes #1279862
#27. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone

Funny Fake Quotes #1285629
#28. How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?

Madi Brown

Funny Fake Quotes #1303607
#29. What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.

Gena Showalter

Funny Fake Quotes #1332600
#30. She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake

M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Fake Quotes #1509345
#31. Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.

Wanda Sykes

Funny Fake Quotes #1556063
#32. If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.

Pablo Picasso

Funny Fake Quotes #1594072
#33. Goddamn golf shirts and gym memberships and fake muscles and tans and cell phones and new cars. Trevor didn't care about any of that garbage. All he wanted was a garden. Isn't that funny?

Nickolas Butler

Funny Fake Quotes #1660709
#34. It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

Auliq Ice

Funny Fake Quotes #1731889
#35. A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.

Jamie Farrell

Funny Fake Quotes #1736389
#36. I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.

River Jaymes

Funny Fake Quotes #1878615

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