Fake Id Funny Quotes

#1. I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#2. All ages serve and worship the same God, gather under the same gospel and add to the collective song that praises the faithfulness of God as each generation shares in his promises to us.

Keith Getty

#3. The day Tarzan opened in London, I sat in a hotel room and discussed the project in detail.

Phil Collins

#4. In the midst of every crisis, lies great opportunity.

Albert Einstein

#5. So does my grocer stigmatize me when I complain of the quality of his sultanas, and he answers in one breath that they are the best sultanas, and how can I expect the best sultanas at that price?

E. M. Forster

#6. Great sex is, of course, a top priority.

Anderson Cooper

#7. As citizens of a free society, we have a duty to look critically at our world. But if we think we know what is wrong, we must act upon that knowledge.

Tony Judt

#8. There is no shortcut to holiness; it must be the business of our whole lives.

William Wilberforce

#9. Honestly, I think a good film is spiritual, regardless of whether its subject is faith.

Vera Farmiga

#10. Love, children, and work, are the great sources of fertilizing contact between the individual and the rest of the world.

Bertrand Russell

#11. I believe my love of beauty and my ability to see what works is a gift I was given by God.

Debbie Ford

#12. Kindness is a language that everybody understands without any words.

Debasish Mridha

#13. No matter what path you're on in this life, if that path isn't about love, you're on the wrong path.

Laurence Overmire

#14. Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently.
"Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half.
"Lieutenant colonel," he sputtered.

James Patterson