Funny Employee Appreciation Day Quotes

#1. If only we lost our minds and arrived at our hearts

Robert James Waller

#2. Get ready to move with Him as He manifests in the earth. The Lord says: The sound you are hearing is that of horses' hooves. Heaven is mounting up. Rise up and look beyond. See into a place, a realm, that you have not fully seen.

Chuck Pierce

#3. Is "defeatedly" a word? As in, "She sighed defeatedly as spell-check implied that 'defeatedly' isn't a real word.

Jenny Lawson

#4. I've been fortunate over my career to make a little history on the 16th hole at Augusta National.

Jack Nicklaus

#5. Don't miss your life.

Valerie Harper

#6. And then she'll know the things I learned
That really have no value in the end she will surely know
I wasn't born to follow

The Byrds

#7. My dad worked as an executive at Lockheed Aircraft and worked on the U-2 and things like that. My mother was a homemaker, and she was vice-president of the Democratic Council of California back in the '50s.

Robert Englund

#8. Can you predict the future with absolute certainty? Your answer must be no. You have two options: You can either decide to accept yourself as an imperfect human being with limited knowledge and realize that you will at times make mistakes, or you can hate yourself for it.

David D. Burns

#9. It is high time that the women of Republican America should know how much the laws that govern them are like the slave laws ofthe South ...

Harriot Kezia Hunt

#10. I have two answers to everything and one answer to nothing.

Leonard Bernstein

#11. What triggers a poem for me is not the same as what triggers an essay. My mind is geared to looking for, or to watching out for, the image that attracts my attention or the phrase or the strange juxtaposition that strikes me bodily, or an odd question or supposition.

Pattiann Rogers