Top 14 Funny Pastor Appreciation Quotes

#1. Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated.

Rajneesh

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#2. There's no idea in the world that is not contained by black life. I could write forever about the black experience in America.

August Wilson

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#3. Self-governing cultures both inspire alignment and eject elements that don't fit in.

Dov Seidman

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#4. Women can more easily conquer their passion than their coquetterie.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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#5. she lost herself in a delirious absence from herself which restored her to love and, perhaps, brought her to the edge of death.

Pauline Reage

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#6. If you aren't having fun, you are doing it wrong. If you feel like getting up in the morning to work on your business is a chore, then it's time to try something else.

Richard Branson

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#7. I'm a big believer in giving teens a voice and opportunities to share their stories and experiences.

Deborah Reber

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#8. I didn't really want to come back here and again have to feel like my lungs were drowning in this perverse nostalgia.

John Green

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#9. The least likely person you'll see in church is a single twentysomething male. He is as rare at church as a vegan at a steak house.

Mark Driscoll

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#10. Maybe part of the reason I don't have any friends is because I refuse to let anyone in. My walls are always erect and impenetrable.

K. Webster

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#11. Every moment that's ever been, or ever will be, is gone the instant it's begun. So life is loss. And the secret of happiness is to learn to love the moment more than you mourn the loss.

Dan Baker

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#12. Scared by the thought , brooded awhile on his own past, groping in all the corners of memory, lest by chance some jack-in-the-box of an old iniquity, should leap to light there.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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#13. I have no idea why hitting people when their backs are turned has such a bad reputation. I've always found it most effective."

Cassandra Gannon

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#14. I built Kosovo for 10 years.

Ibrahim Rugova

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