Funny Duh Quotes

#1. Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?"
Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?"
"Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. Extinguish even the wee annoyance, as it will grow to become evil!

Michael Bussa

#3. Hadrian snorted at his misplaced humor. "Not giving up yet, Hauk. Besides, you know how much I love to live dangerously. Why else would I share a domicile with Jayne? Risking her wrath is what I do for fun." "You need to find a new hobby, my friend."
-Hadrian & Fain

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.

Donald Trump

#5. In 'Self Comes to Mind' I pay a lot of attention to simple creatures without brains or minds, because those 'cartooned abstractions of who we are' operate on precisely the same principles that we do.

Antonio Damasio

#6. I was brought into situations God couldn't get out of, and I got out of them.

Goose Gossage