Funny Danger Sayings

#1. His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one.

Kiersten Fay

#2. You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?"
"Only a man would think of that.
It's our job," said Moist. "If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will.

Terry Pratchett

#3. Christ was the first true democrat that ever breathed, as the old dramatist Dekkar said he was the first true gentleman.

James Russell Lowell

#4. Engaging with the audience lets them know I'm approachable. I don't like that whole, 'You can't talk to Sheila E thing' - I don't like that.

Sheila E.

#5. Certainly they did not pretend to be sleepy, they were sleepy; and that was a danger, for the moment they popped off, down they fell. The awful thing was that Peter found this funny. "There he goes again!" he would cry gleefully as Michael suddenly dropped like a stone.

J.M. Barrie

#6. We will do this while we can, and when we can't anymore, I will remember the feel of your mouth on me and the taste of your tongue and the weight of your hands on mine, and I will be happy." I whisper against her skin, "If you choose me.

Michelle Hodkin

#7. A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!

Cuthbert Soup

#8. It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before.

Susan Juby

#9. Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy.

Nenia Campbell

#10. At the danger of waxing nostalgic about the 'old days,' I don't want to be like everyone else. I want acceptance, but I want acceptance of my difference, not my sameness. It's a funny contract. The cultural machine wants to chew everyone up and turn them into this uniform little substance.

Alison Bechdel

#11. Dead is nothing more than the price we pay for this privilege of having lived at all.

E.M. Crane

#12. Why do I always have to remind you to look to where the danger waits, Warrior. Sheesh, what would you do without me?
"Uh, not be a murderous psycho?"
Very funny.

H.D. Gordon

#13. Nothing from the summer carries more lasting allure for me than the memory of sitting with Ruth on the bank of a stream on campus, taking turns reading aloud from the books we held on our laps, while the wind wet leaves gossiping in the old trees above us and the creek rustled in its stony bed.

Scott Russell Sanders

#14. In my film 'Queen', there was a funny moment with the bra. My director called and said they are blurring the bra. They said it is vulgar. Our director was furious about it. We are artistes ... We see props as they are. A woman's bra is not a danger to the society.

Kangana Ranaut

#15. Explaining a miracle doesn't make it any less of a miracle.

Athan Fletcher

#16. He who keeps danger in mind will rest safely in his seat.

Confucius

#17. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Rita Rudner

#18. One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?

Kelly Williams Brown

#19. How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Cathy East Dubowski

#20. 'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.

Megan Fox

#21. Man the sum of his climatic experiences

William Faulkner

#22. Isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?

Zelda Fitzgerald