Top 26 Kelly Williams Brown Quotes
#1. A big part of being a well-adjusted person is accepting that you can't be good at everything.
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#2. Jellyfish do not respond to reason, they usually don't respond to kindness, and they will always show up to ruin a fun party if possible.
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#4. You are already way more of an adult than you think you are. Truly. Be good, be decent, be responsible, be kind. And don't forget to send thank-you notes.
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#5. But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a new toilet paper roll rather than resorting to fast-food napkins.
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#6. Or you graduate law school with glorious visions of the important work you'll do for the Southern Poverty Law Center, but find yourself photocopying briefs in Shreveport.
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#7. Intentions are nice, but ultimately intentions don't really matter because they only exist inside you.
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#8. If we were all our most real and raw selves every moment of the day things would be just awful. The world would be full of man-size toddlers.
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#9. A slightly modified version of the Serenity Prayer: Lord, grant me the serenity to ignore the assholes I cannot avoid; The luck to avoid the ones I can; And the self-awareness not to be one myself
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#10. Some people have blond hair. Some people are really good at baseball. Some people find nothing more pleasurable than organizing a drawer full of buttons. Some people are assholes. This is the human spectrum.
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#11. Natural consequences is actually a parenting concept, but one I use on myself, because sometimes my ability to thoughtfully reflect on a difficult situation is in line with a four-year-old's.
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#15. You're a grown-up, and you get to decide what behaviors affect you for five minutes versus what behaviors change you as a person.
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#16. This is the most difficult and important thing to accept if you wish to be a grown-up: You are not a Special Snowflake.
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#17. Remember that, for better or for worse, you are in control of your physical self and surroundings
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#18. But the fact is people who always have at least a quarter tank of gas and refill the tank as soon as it dips below that line will never run out of gas on a backwoods mountain road and have to be rescued by a kindhearted trucker. Or murdered by a non-kindhearted trucker.
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#20. Remember that there was at least one person who thought Einstein was a colossal dick.
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#21. Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.
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#22. One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?
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#23. If you wouldn't show or tell your mom, boss, and ex-boyfriend, then don't put it on Facebook.
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#25. Meaning to send a thank-you note but then not doing it is exactly the same as never thinking to send one
that person is still receiving zero thank you notes.
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#26. It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.
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