Funny Comparisons Quotes

#1. I love Paris for the million reasons that everybody loves the city. It's an incredibly romantic and beautiful place.

Alan Furst

#2. From my earliest youth, I have known that while one is obliged to plan with care the stages of one's journey, one is entitled to dream, and keep dreaming, of its destination.

Shimon Peres

#3. You'll find my power comes from within ... and is a force to be reckoned with.

Jim Starlin

#4. If you believe [in God], your belief will kill your sinning, or else your sinning will kill your believing!

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#5. The fully mature man or woman, he said, has about two seconds left to live.

Gregory David Roberts

#6. Fat people know the consequences of eating, but if the food is good enough, they just don't care.

Jim Gaffigan

#7. It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate.

Sloane Crosley

#8. Many cherish the idea that a photograph is an exact presentment of nature, and accept without question the paradox that a photograph cannot lie. Actually there never was a more unmitigated liar.

Walter J. Phillips

#9. No producer should revive a play unless they have a very good reason for it. I think there's quite enough about a good play to make it available to new audiences.

Timothy West