Funny Coat Sayings

#1. I find it interesting that many of the people who want to restrict fossil fuels live in well-developed countries where abundant and affordable energy is readily available.

Lee R. Raymond

#2. The Buddha said, When you are walking, walk. When you are sitting, sit. Don't wobble.

Eknath Easwaran

#3. I had my coat hangers spayed.

Steven Wright

#4. I'm wondering how many more mistakes I'll have to make before things finally fall into place. If they ever will.

Tahereh Mafi

#5. I wasn't afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for dealing with the less dangerous pests, but even I knew you have to be careful with an upset woman.

J.C. Nelson

#6. I'm not actually sure if guilt is an emotion. In fact, that was - at the very beginning of this process, we realized, man, we really don't know very much about this subject so we better do some research. And we started looking around online.

Pete Docter

#7. Always trust in proven survivors.

Peter F. Hamilton

#8. I claim to be no more than an average man with below average capabilities.

Mahatma Gandhi

#9. In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.

Charles Dickens

#10. No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE

A.O. Storm

#11. Jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive.
Like an evil Burbeery ad, Simon said when she was done.

Cassandra Clare

#12. Marriage is hardly a thing one can do now and then, except in America.

Oscar Wilde

#13. Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

#14. There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.

Jim Norton

#15. There isn't a need to sugar coat life anymore,
Cant we see we live through enough lies, deciet and painful realities to create more, by stagnating the growth of the ones your suppose to make an Impact on and more importantly yourself.
Let life be funny, but never a joke.

Nikki Rowe

#16. I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

Robert Pattinson

#17. I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

Steven Wright

#18. Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.

Elbert Hubbard

#19. I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

Steven Wright

#20. Learn how to fail intelligently.

Charles Kettering

#21. Reach out a hand to your brother, for the unselfish look out for their fellow man.

Samuel S. Sumner

#22. Listen to me," he said, pulling off his coat. "You need to stay awake."
She almost laughed, a shallow chuckle cut short by pain.
He tore the lining from the Colton jacket. "What's so funny?"
"You're a really shitty monster, August Flynn.

Victoria Schwab

#23. Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.

Stephanie Perkins

#24. I left the White House in 2007. You know, I knew when I went there that it would be for a limited period of time. I was grateful that the average tenure of a white house senior aide is 18 to 20 months. I was there for nearly seven years.

Karl Rove

#25. IT was the most horrible, the most repellent thing she had ever seen, far more nauseating then anything she had ever imagined with her consious mind, or that had ever tormented her in her most terrible nightmares.

Madeleine L'Engle