Top 14 Funny Christmas Chocolate Quotes

#1. The gospel is so valuable that no risk is unreasonable. Life is gained by laying it down for the gospel. If I live, I win and get to keep on preaching Christ. If I die, I win bigger by going directly to be with Christ...

David Sitton

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#2. When a family breaks you don't hear the crack of the breaking. You don't hear a sound.

Judy Blundell

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#3. Al pulled me into him, and numb, I felt his arm curve possessively about my waist. "Too late," he whispered, his breath shifting the hair about my ear, and we jumped.

Kim Harrison

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#4. It is not like that. I am not punishing myself. The cutting makes me feel better." "Hurting

Zoe Marriott

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#5. Dance is the most intimate art, the most unbrainy art, because it is done wholly with the body, which is so limited in its ability to speak anything but the truth.

Joan Acocella

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#6. Humans make the mistake of believing that it is their right to survive. Species die out on this planet all the time without anyone noticing. The planet will still be there, and we must lose this attitude of divine right, that something will save us ...

Sting

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#7. Christmas is all about surrender. It's all about the surrender of the Son to obey the perfect will of the Father and enter human history.

Nancy Leigh DeMoss

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#8. The Giver laughed, then Jonah, too, chuckled reluctantly.

Lois Lowry

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#9. A small artist is content with art; a great artist is content with nothing except everything.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

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#10. We were rebels; and embraced freedom; yet we committed ourselves to love, and we were hopeful. Of what, I cannot exactly say: perhaps of a better way of life on earth. Well, we had reason: the last trump was not as close then as it is today.

Robert Nathan

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#11. I had dreams of catching the ball for the final out in the World Series and being mobbed by my teammates. Well, I guess all my dreams didn't come true.

Robin Yount

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#12. American time has stretched around the world. It has become the dominant tempo of modern history, especially of the history of Europe.

Harold Rosenberg

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#13. A kingdom established on hatred is a function of denial of God

Sunday Adelaja

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#14. I wish I could set deadlines for the Congress, but that's just not the way the Constitution is written.

Robert M. Gates

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